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Show me a picture on your phone that has your vibe that's not a selfie.

Thinking of mailing him someplace while he’s sleeping. We love to play practical jokes on each other

I was too slow. He woke up

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️

Jeffery S. Tubes, file photo

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Tom Choad

Lookswise, I get a real Kyle Rittenhouse vibe from that JD guy

I can’t be the only one who thinks old Beavis looks like Marc Maron

Coming this November, Ratatouille 2: White House Mouse

Trump rally watch party be like…

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Gwen Pepperoni

She did have a lucrative modeling career as the face of Quaker Oats

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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ

Old man Merlin taking in some sun

Remember when this picture made repub snowflakes soil themselves?

How is started:

What if I offered my boobies to you?

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Rachel

What are they planning?

Jazz

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future jefftopher🙋🏻‍♂️

I’ll see your bunny and raise you a cat

If only there were a version of Twister that summons shades from the underworld

This is why America is so afraid of immigrants

"What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise." (See the alt text for additional thoughts on these films)

"What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise." Cinderella Man stands at the top of the "fuck every useless second of this shit" for me:

This product promo would make more sense if it were with White Claw

Post an image that people will hear when they see it

Do you think James Bond hides his money in secret sock pockets? I bet he does, cuz that’s some super sneaky spy shit right there

Based on appearance, I believe these banana slugs I discovered are male

Look at this little dog getting tickled

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Brosephine Wires

Diving is fun

Good morning Bluesky!