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Champion in the epic war against squirrels

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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 7 hr
THANK YOU. That was so exhausting
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 7 hr
Why’d Trump call him Little Marco when Micro Rubio was right there?
Reply toAvatar Vanessa Krauss, the Bubbly Brain
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 7 hr
Cowboy Bebop is one of my favorites and you don’t need to be into anime to enjoy it
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 7 hr
Like you could stay dead
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 8 hr
You smell hot, like Nana just before she passed
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 8 hr
Did the Kool-Aid man really sing that song from Ferris Bueller?
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 8 hr
I’ll give you a reward if you return my sins, no questions asked
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 8 hr
They do and it’s called bisque. Sweet creamy broth, take me away
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 8 hr
These are the kind of posts that freak out the young people
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 8 hr
Maybe someday, hopefully they’ll find that spot. For now it doesn’t affect me and it makes them feel important so I’m good with it 🙂
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 9 hr
I know, right?
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 9 hr
Show me a picture on your phone that has your vibe that's not a selfie.
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 9 hr
I’m honored to be on the same drama list as you. Those angry lists are such a sad, weird, petty form of microaggression. I wonder if they periodically look back at their lists and think to themselves “yeah, I got them good”
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 11 hr
Sometimes I hear my roomba talking in the other room. Like, for real. I think it’s trying to contact the mothership
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 12 hr
Weak men crave authoritarians to tell them what to do. This is a truism
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 12 hr
I also have a jacket just for having sex with fish
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 13 hr
Are you sure it wasn’t Johnny Knoxville in an old pervy a-hole costume?
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 14 hr
Thinking of mailing him someplace while he’s sleeping. We love to play practical jokes on each other
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 13 hr
I was too slow. He woke up
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 15 hr
…after which he will label it “intellectual property”
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 15 hr
It’s kinda reassuring to know that I am equally ineffective in the metaverse
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 15 hr
Looks like a low rent legion of doom headquarters
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 15 hr
Jeffery S. Tubes, file photo
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 16 hr
Cheeses Christ
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 16 hr
I heard he works in a bank now. He’s a loan arranger
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 16 hr
I’m actually okay with Van Halen’s Pretty Woman, but they also had a not-so-great take on Dancing in the Street. I guess Bowie and Jagger’s version is worse because they had more potential to do better. Also, that video they did 😬
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 16 hr
Have you ever seen the edited “musicless” version of dancing in the street? It’s HI-larious! youtu.be/BHkhIjG0DKc?...
Dancing in the Street // Silent Music Videoyoutu.be A "silent" music video for David Bowie and Mick Jagger's "Dancing in the Street."By Strack Azar and Michael Stevantoni.Voices by Oliver Zaciu and Michael Ste...
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 2 days
It's no longer interesting to live in interesting times, you can take the curse off now
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 18 hr
Kinda sus that the logo for a place called shake shack is neither a shake nor a shack
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 18 hr
That bullet went in one ear hole and out the other and yet he seems completely unaffected. Crazy, huh?