Ashley Fairbanks: Someone spray painted “Fuck Elon” on like 40 Cybertrucks in a Tesla parking lot. Blessed.

Someone spray painted “Fuck Elon” on like 40 Cybertrucks in a Tesla parking lot. Blessed.

Will these Temu Deloreans *increase* in value with this limited edition decor package?

Omg! Temu Delorean is absolutely perfect! Stealing. Thank you!

incredible

Temu Deloreans?

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Temu is what would happen if Amazon went on a meth bender in Vegas. It's predatory of mind, commodity and time- just like Elon's affluenza.

bizarre that this doesn’t mention the de minimis shipping regulation changes that appear to have enabled sites like shein and temu to come about in the first place

Shop like a billionaire lol

It’s the extremely cool, very hardcore Fuckelon model.

Fuckelon, findelon

Quality: Think the items inside the transparent plastic containers in the coin-turn machine next to the checkout when you were a kid. Surely Tēmû sells sea monkeys and chia pets, too.

Oh that was harsh! 😊

And all these boomers out here saying the youth don't know how to write in cursive

Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.

the dumpsters aren't on fire.

😹

The dumpsters are useful

More hauling capacity for sure

Higher ground clearance as well.

You don’t have to call the fire department to get your toddler out of a dumpster with a dead battery.

jfc I thought it was a hypothetical, but now I see it isn't.

To be faaair, that was a Tesla. The Cybertruck probably found a way to be significantly worse.

They’re identical pics, I don’t understand the exercise?

How dare you!… … dumpsters provide a practical purpose for humanity and set fire a lot less.

This is an excellent point and I humbly stand corrected.

Dumpsters are useful

I wouldn't shit on a dumpster

The left picture shows a side view of three cybertrucks. The right picture shows them head on.

Don't get too excited, it was Elon himself trying to find a date.

This is quality posting, Kenneth!

The sprayed parts are now more protected against the environment.

yep. when all the rest of those panels have eroded away by the gentle kiss of rain, the words FUCK ELON will remain standing as a hard skeleton of metal / planet of the apes type shit

Hope they practiced good evasive tradecraft.

The cops will be using their own Cybertrucks, so there's no possibility they'll intercept

especially since every Tesla is constantly recording everything around it when it detects movement, I really hope their face was covered at least

Only when the movement "threatens the car" and while this is an optional setting it is defaulted to on.

tell that to every tesla whose camera's IR i've seen power up the second i walk near em in low light

Don't be so threatening ;)

i'm a white dude with a beard and i scowl whenever i see a tesla i can't help it even if i'm short😭

the wild thing is they genuinely look better like this

The FUCK ELON part is now protected from corrosion.

i hope they dont try to wash that off in direct sunlight

i love how they used the poster’s form of all lowercase expression

Nobody’s buying those anyway. And people are selling them, even though their contract forbids that, but no one wants to buy. I hope they all launch a class action against Tesla. Also, the better way to wreck those things would be to just spray a little water on them.

Also, this would be hysterically funny in court. Prosecutor: your honor, the state alleges the defendant destroyed all these CyberTrucks. Judge: how do you allege they did so? Prosecutor: they lightly dusted the CyberTrucks with tap water using a spray bottle.

Saved these and am about to go spread them all over the twitters :))))))))) 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Fuck yes it worked :)))) hopefully about to see WAY MORE of these

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