Incredible moment. JD Vance appearing on stage in a surprise appearance with Donald Trump in Milwaukee, only days after a failed assassination attempt. History in the making.
I used to work at 7-11 and an important secret is: we let people any amount of liquid nacho cheese on anything for any reason. Put it on your fried chicken. Mix it in your slurpee. God cannot see you. The only law is Thelemic and the only limit is what your punished body can take.
The pictures of the crowd outside Hard Rock Stadium in Miami for the Copa America final is pretty damn scary. Heat plus large crowd chaos is not pleasant
When I was 12 I went to Danny DeVito’s New Year’s Eve party. I’d found some girls my age, but wanted my little sister to have fun, too.
Then I saw this woman on the dance floor squat down to my sister’s height, say “Hi, what’s your name? I’m Shannen!” and take her by the hand to dance with her.
Alright. Stop. Take a breath. Let's promise each other that we aren't going to post disinformation about the assassination attempt. That we aren't going to retweet or share random claims whose only source is a tweet screenshot. The smartest thing to do right now is wait for reliable information.
Based on some stories I've heard, I've had a long standing thought that the only thing that has stopped an assassination attempt over the last 40+ years is just that everyone has assumed it would be impossible.
Not securing rooftops within AR-15 range of your protectee is...
(I've been worried about the professionalism of the Secret Service ever since my first time going through White House security in the Biden-era)
I appreciate all the people saying “don’t post things tonight that will send you to jail” but also don’t ever do that. That’s just a good rule of thumb.
Dr. Ruth first, then Richard Simmons. If God exists: please reward us with the sudden passing of another certain 1980s meta-celebrity to complete the trifecta.
