Brianna Chesser

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Brianna Chesser

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Not the character of the day 🫶
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I wrecked a whole SUV my first presidential campaign I was so sleep deprived. I was 25. It took 3 reporters write the @washingtonpost.com article and two journalists for the @nytimes.com, just how feeble are these 5 people?
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🎼🎵Proud to be an American (where that parenthetical is needed)! 🎶 🇺🇸 Don’t drink the water, Arlington and DC! Do stay hydrated and as cool as you can!
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Oh, so the obvious lie that he raised $200+ million after being found guilty of election interference was a lie?
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We’ve learned nothing since 2016.
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The weirdest one to me, besides Herodotus, is that there’s no evidence (yet) of a large army, including elephants, which would require a ton of food and gear, and leave a lot of trash and 💩, crossing the Alps.
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The line about engaging in deeper soul-searching 🤯
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I can see seniors being for Biden if AARP has been writing about social security and Medicare, idk? Plus those on the Gen X cusp are aging into retirement, so that should move it somewhat left, but 50-64 was for trump iirc…ahh they vote dem in midterms, so republicans aren’t motivated…excellent
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With no apparent irony, a call to engage in deeper soul-searching
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Just saying. Not saying it’s Chris Wray or Alejandro Mayorkas or whoever is head of ATF, but crime goes up when Republicans are in the White House.
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They and other outlaw motorcycle clubs wore nazi insignia, but often more as an act of rebellion after WW2 than any allegiance to the ideology. But still. And everything was segregated. TIL. And it’s on page 15 of the linked pdf…the FBI hella cribbed Hunter S Thompson, www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/Di...
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Everyone: hey, the Paris Olympics are next month! No one: Absolutely no one: Peacock, which I subscribe to for cycling: OLYMPICS Me: TOUR DE FRANCE! TOUR DE FRANCE! TOUR DE FRANCE! 🛎️🚴🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️
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Okay, I buy that she wasn’t involved and even that she didn’t know that he had a gun stored at his buddy’s house. She had to know that he was driving without a license, which is both risky and expensive, on top of being dangerous. I don’t buy for a second that these two shits cleaned up graffiti.
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And now the presidency is basically a 24/7 ad campaign that you’d be better off opening the ark of the covenant than being the president, and we still have that problem.
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I won’t. I’m submitting Dino McBoneface, it’s way better.
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I feel like they should have to decide between stupid and evil like the rest of us.
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They believe that he raised anywhere between $200 and $600 million between 30-31 May. The only source, ofc, is trump, until the first week of August, but we do know that his campaign hasn’t made any ad buys since then. Or since December. There are more logical, less violent toddlers. IOW:
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Oh yeah, like we know who any of the three people representing North Dakota are…okay like we know who the other two are
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“The Republic of the Congo gained its independence from Belgium in 1960, and yadda yadda yadda before you know it, some dictator was calling it Zaire.” Incredible. I can’t wait to look up Cuba.
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Don’t forget the “Hobbesian jungle” part that, as a teacher noted in red pen on a well-deserved F in high school “this in no way shows [he] read the text.”
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Your periodic reminder that Byron Donalds attended one of the largest HBCUs in the country. I mean, this seems like something that would come up on the tour or during orientation, along with the conditions leading up to it. And why we have public HBCUs in the first place.
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“I’m not saying that it was the Jews, but it was the Jews.”
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This used to be a country smdh
an initiation rite for prospective Woodmen involved THE FERRIS WHEEL COASTER GOAT (source: Lisa Hix, Collectors Weekly)
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Followed by 15,000 words on how the producers conned people, and how he could undoubtedly afford to fight the NDA or pay any penalties in 2015 after the damage was done and the GOP nominated JEB! or Ted Cruz or any number of unlikable losers who at least didn’t want to destroy democracy.
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The senator, or some other Tim Scott?
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The law should require that objectively hilarious court proceedings be televised.
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17 December 2020 All he had to do was not recognize Morocco’s claim to Western Sahara. He literally fucked up doing nothing. And he was plotting a coup.
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“He put everything I told him was an ancient Druid secret in the book, Obelisk”