ᚇᚐᚍ ᚑᚃ ᚈᚆᚓ ᚚᚑᚈᚐᚈᚑ: So, in the same vein as find your Dragstar or Pornstar name, I bring you: find your Tory MP Name Ciara Hirple

So, in the same vein as find your Dragstar or Pornstar name, I bring you: find your Tory MP Name Ciara Hirple

TBH, a lot of these names sound way more plausible than the average Tory MPs name..

Rich Proceeding

That’s how the Rich stay Rich Bebe

Proceeding to those profits

Idk why I called you bebe at the end, I got excited

I just rolled with it. It made sense with the post.

Penelope Strutt

Mortimer Amble

Naomi Drunk-Stagger

Jessica Amble

Winter Mince. A Tory MP or a kind of pie.

That genuinely made me LOL!

Winter Mince just makes me wince. Buy I'm allergic to Tories.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Susan Mosey

...this is deeply, unquestionably a Tory name and tbh it's kind of upsetting

All are members of the Ministry of Silly Walks

Mira Saunter

You just know there's a Tory somewhere named "David Stalker".

Lorna Trauchle

Nina Promenadé

But you will inexplicably not use the aigu é in your own pronunciation despite insisting on it being written that way.

John Saunter.

torn between Sir Oswald Mosey and Enoch Prowl 🤔

Andie Plodd

Dikkii Swagger.

Susan Stroll

I was going to use that. I'll have to be Susan Brisk.

Mark Sashay.

It is I, Matt Slouch

Gabrielle Stomp

Andrew Stumble

Patrick Mosey-Skedaddle

Get your SNP leader name by adding a type of fish to your first name: Jared Flounder

Heather Follop is too much, the class enemy vibe is rancid!!

Mingo cavort

Dan Ambulate

Lisa Slentering.

Kim Leisurely-Brachiating

Paul Shimmy-Crawlborough

Mia-nderer

Sexually Suggestive

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

Toni Hike

Madeleine Slouch-Clamber

Gale Tölt? Rack?

Edward Limp

Elle Canter

Elizabeth Speed-Walker

Thomas Crawl-Lurch

Ada Zooooom!

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