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Gale, 33, warplock engineer. They/Them transmasc. AuDHD, Queer, and Death Witchy af about it.

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Shitposting from the closet (Metro Detroit) - 18+ only, scram.

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tboy swag

Louder for the people in the back (That can actually uh.................... Access their bank accounts atm. *cough*)

$65/$400 Or $65/$200 so I can pay rent and then $200 later? Haha maybe? Please? 🥺 🦊✨💸💕

Horned rat piss it was probably MY Gameboy emulator that let this fucker in, but my roommate is the one that just got locked out of her own authenticator, and is slowly losing access to her emails and therefore basically her entire life. Me with my default lazy unsecured bullshit? Ignored.

Alright. So we all had to get new phones. I haven't touched an apple device in like ten years this is uh. Interesting.

HA I GOT SORCERER

According to the @bskyttrpg.bsky.social labeler I'm a kineticist and I can vibe with that I love fun labellers. The other one I really enjoy is @yardcrow.com

So it looks like I'm the only device in the house that *didn't* get rooted when our router got hacked. Staying offline so it hopefully stays that way.

Walked up to the pharmacy for my meds, left with my meds and 3 vaccines. *Then* I remembered I've got an install first thing in the morning... Pre-emptive ow.

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Here's the thing

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a strange and beautiful beast not of this nation not of this realm not of this earth ✨🦄🌈 #👽🍄

THE BEST GAME SERIES EVER.

This shit had me stealing everyone in the houses CDs when I was a kid

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Anne Rice Vampire Boy Summer (bisexual, neurotic, have to wait until dark to do anything)

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Bathroom graffiti spotted in a bookstore in Detroit, Michigan

When in doubt, the furries have our backs.

"Are you a boy or a girl?" No.

"Are you a boy or a girl?" Sometimes, yeah

Sam Reid cameo on WWDITS when.

It's so funny I only found out Tilda Swinton did a vampire movie because of her cameo in What We Do in the Shadows

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Me Returning to the skyline

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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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Good morning 🌞 $104/$190 Thanks you much to folks who helped yesterday! If I can hit this goal for this week I won't be scrambling quite so much next week! I have ZERO hours next week until Sat & Sunday I'll be resting after my procedure so it's good, but I will need to make that up 💕💸🦊✨🖤🧡

I don't get it. I literally don't. It was all but beaten into my head as a child as a guest in someone's home you followed THEIR rules, to the letter, period. "In my house-" Go back to your house then!

"when someone invites me into their home, I should get to trample dog shit on their carpet if I want to. They should abandon all of the ways they want to treat their own home for me. That's just basic hospitality on their part."

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Blue chicken stomps on you if the hay runs out (because Marnie wasn’t working againnnnn) Work in progress, poor baby needs to wait to be finished.

Yes her tag says "Drama Queen" We dropped off a tabby to get spayed. When we picked her up, that was crossed out, and TORBIE was written in all caps. We never found out what she did. But if you pet her and stop you get the smacc and YELLED AT but she purrs so hard she drools. Creature.

Definitely got kicked in the head by a horse. I've managed to avoid getting kicked (gotten stepped on and fell off). Increased proximity to Dangerously Large Animal would only increase my chances to Fuck Around and Find Out.

(Reupping with alt) Tag yourself I'm "Gathering in the head", though I'd be tempted to get a "Rumour of Husband Murder" T-shirt made, just so I could do the "A lot of questions already answered" bit

Hoooopefully hitting Pride today? Hoooopefully.

A COP THAT ISN'T A BASTARD, QUICK, GET HIM BEFORE PEOPLE START EXPECTING US TO DO OUR JOBS.

Giving a cop the mugshot treatment because he arrested a rich person who was guilty and acting like that’s totally normal should be a moment that open’s people’s eyes to the jig.

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LMAO WE DID IT LADS WE BROKE THEIR SURVEY 😂 🫡

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Well holy shit. The Shasta Nation just got a major Land Back victory. www.latimes.com/california/s...

Shasta Indian Nation to get homeland back in largest land return in California historywww.latimes.com Gov. Gavin Newsom has set in motion the return of ancestral lands to the Shasta Indian Nation that were seized a century ago and submerged.

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I use this website for weed jokes and my shitty opinions about tv shows and movies and it's a fantastic experience for me

"this website is MADE for drama and fights" actually i think this website is pretty evidently made to interact with your friends and the fact that some ppl see any given social space as a space for combat and unpleasantness says more about them than it does about the site

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40% of all mammal species are rodents (order Rodentia). There are native rodents on ever major landmass but Antarctica & New Zealand. They range in size from the greater capybara to the pygmy gerboa (shown). The name derives from Latin 'rodere' ("to gnaw"), in reference to ever-growing incisors.

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Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder

Happy Friday. Here is a cute animal. Now if everyone will excuse me, Shadow of the Erdtree is downloading... #nerdlings #findfolkfriday

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With so many apologies.

I thought it was all about cool robots!