Sean

@blastoise.bsky.social

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Big chucklefuck energy. Pan, poly, commie.

He/him, WA

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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters

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when my fridge makes a weird ass spooky noise in the middle of the night:

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So who’s “us”?

I have to go to work???? On Seattle Pride day??? Surely this is homophobia at its most insidious.

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look what my husband searched for

little man enjoying some cat videos on the big tv

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oh to be a Mossy Frog, happily crouching invisible amongst forest leaves and debris

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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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HE SAID MALARKEY EVERYONE TAKE A SHOT

Biden sounds like he's straight up dying, Trump is fully making shit up but he's dog walking Biden

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I know we're all tired, but please CALL YOUR REPS. The Kids Online Safety Act is still a super dangerous bill that would censor social media and endanger your privacy online. The GOP supports it because they can use it to drive LGBTQIA+ people off the internet. Please keep calling!

The House has just announced that they will move forward with a Congressional markup of the dangerous Kids Online Safety Act, which will lead to privacy-invasive online age verification for social media.

Chair Rodgers Announces Full Committee Markup of 11 Billsenergycommerce.house.gov The Committee on Energy and Commerce is the oldest standing legislative committee in the U.S. House of Representatives and is vested with the broadest jurisdiction of any congressional authorizing com...

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me when i’m tired and i forget the differences between copyright law and sexual fetishes: oh yeah she’s one of those fair use girls

None of my partners like pokemon cards I am at such a loss

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I’m never leaving this place

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the landscape of the website has changed a little but I'm hopeful.

i want to reiterate this because i've seen a lot of doom-and-gloom, but this is *one* cluster that is having issue. it sucks, but my mentions have been full of "literally what drama i haven't seen anything" which is a great reminder that bluesky does not have 50k people anymore. use new feeds!

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What if we kissed in the

Wait this could be the combo of the century

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maybe he meant it will act as a boat in that the best two days with it are the day you get it and the day you get rid of it

Lol. The "Cybertruck will act as a boat" but, if you drive your brand new Cybertruck with 26 miles on it in a tiny bit of water, not even reaching the cabin, your insurance company may total the car as not worth the cost of repairing your $100k dumpster on wheels. electrek.co/2024/06/24/t...

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yay i love how many steps it is

'You only have until June 26, 2024 to say no to Meta taking your personal photos and words and using them to train their generative AI. Here are step-by-step directions for opting out.' Link: deborahcopaken.substack.com/p/11-steps-t... #Privacy #Meta #Facebook

11 steps to keep Meta from stealing your data to train AIdeborahcopaken.substack.com You only have until June 26, 2024 to say no to Meta taking your personal photos and words and using them to train their generative AI. Here are step-by-step directions for opting out.

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Another beloved Bluesky character, the “then what” guy

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i am going to get so much use out of this

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Is it “Captain Crunch” or “Cap’n Crunch”? I want this sext to be perfect

Took Fern for a walk around the house today; she's adapting well to the harness. She's dumb as hell even by cat standards but we love her

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its ok u can post but dont make loud noises

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None of the hate here has hit the level of getting the world to sing along wishing your downfall. Kendrick is such a professional

kendrick is a case study on what hate can actually look like when you don't live on twitter.

Finished it and goddamn it doesn't get any easier. Cried a few times. A necessary reminder of how bad things were, and how important it is to stick together because we've still got such a long way to go towards liberation.

Alright BookSky 💙📚 what are we reading during Pride Month? I'm re-reading Stone Butch Blues, and for anyone who isn't familiar with a core piece of the queer literary canon, it's literally free on Leslie Feinberg's website in pdf form! If that doesn't sell you on it, I'll let the back say the rest.

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none of my follows are endorsements tbh. i dont know who any of you people even are

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drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was fucked and problematic and the vibes wereg rancid

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feels extremely american to be like “we need you to keep running your stochastic terrorism business so you can pay back the victims of your stochastic terrorism”

NEW: Alex Jones gets to keep broadcasting on Infowars, with the judge finding it is "in the best interest" of Sandy Hook families for the company to avoid bankruptcy so Jones would be better able to repay his massive debt (via Bayliss Wagner, Austin American-Statesman)

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I AM STRAIGHT-UP BEGGING Y'ALL TO TOUCH GRASS. GO MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE. GO ON A WALK. LOOK AT THE MOON. EAT A LITTLE TREAT. READ A BOOK. DRIVE OVER A CURB. CHASE SOMEONE IN THE WOODS. LIGHT A MAN ON FIRE. LITERALLY ANYTHING.