Crystal Jordan, PhD

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Crystal Jordan, PhD

@crystaljordan.bsky.social

Librarian turned award-winning author. Writer of smoking hot paranormal & sci-fi romance. Lover of tea, travel, books, yarn, and plants. Unapologetic nerd. California native. Proud citizen of Romancelandia. She/her. Demi 🖤🤍💜.

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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
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Bluesky creators: Yeah! Let's use the superbowl to finally bring in more sport content! Bluesky users: *chanting and banging fists* Owls! Owls! Owls! Owls! Owls! Owls! Owls! Owls!
Prepping for tomorrow in the #Birds Feed like #SuperbOwlSunday
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California has a population larger than many countries (Australia, Canada, etc) and the biggest newspaper in the state has just three reporters covering state government.
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OH. COME. ON.
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It’s funny how the claim is simultaneously that they can replace all the lawyers, but also they can’t pay for anything
Wow, the audacity! OpenAI is essentially saying if they can't continually steal from artists and authors they can't stay in business. 1/2
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In the time of drag bans and of state legislature making it fucking illegal for gender affirming care. I want every queer and trans romance author to know that simply writing a HEA for queer and/or trans characters is radical enough.
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I see we're at stage three of my five stages of content moderation
Some news: Substack will remove some Nazi publications, it tells Platformer. It insisted this is not a reversal of its previous stance but a fresh interpretation of its existing guidelines www.platformer.news/p/substack-s...
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elon got a primo set of skull calipers for christmas and has been aching to try them out
Elon is openly conversing with “race scientists” on X. He’s just a straight up fascist.
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Quoting from the bird site's American Institute of Physics account - "Black physics & astronomy students are encouraged to apply for the TEAM UP Together Scholarship Program. This $10K award aims to reduce financial barriers that prevent Black students from attaining their undergraduate degrees. 🧪
TEAM-UP Together teamuptogether.org TEAM-UP Together Scholarship and Departments Programs
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And it's finally 2024 here on the Left Coast. Happy new year, friends, and may 2024 be kinder to us than 2020-2023.
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It isn’t too late to start writing a new draft so you can say you’ve “been working on this book since last year.”
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Jesus, I've been awake this whole year
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Happy birthday to me! 🎂🎉❤️
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I have created a webpage that compiles all my receipts and provides a detailed timeline of the events related to the British Museum's use of my translations of Chinese feminist Qiu Jin's poetry without permission, credit, or pay earlier this year. yilinwang.com/qiu-jin-tran...
Yilin's translations of Qiu Jin's poetry & fight with the British Museum - Yilin Wangyilinwang.com Introduction This page aims to present a detailed timeline of the events surrounding the British Museum’s use of my translations of poetry by Chinese feminist…
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As a young adult, “ridiculous ways to injure yourself” typically involve crazy stunts or alcohol, or both. As a (cough) slightly older adult, ridiculous starts to mean getting out of bed slightly awkwardly, or opening a packet of chips the wrong way. I’m not a fan of this transition!
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My husband and I spend a lovely Christmas at home this year watching old mysteries, BBQ'ing steak, and reading. I even managed to finish my very first steeked cardigan (that's where you knit it in one piece and then cut it open in the front). Hermitting and avoiding covid is delightfully relaxing.
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The interregnum period also contains my birthday and those of my older brother and one of our cousins. Apparently, no one told the women in my family that this time is supposed to be a lull.
We have now entered the weird interregnum between Christmas and New Year. Time no longer has meaning. Calories don’t count. None of the old laws apply.
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📢 App Version 1.60 is rolling out now (1/5) We have a new logo! 🦋  Bluesky is emerging from its cocoon of clouds to transform into a social butterfly. Read more about why we chose this logo here: blueskyweb.xyz/blog/12-21-2...
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We're gonna need to evict the white people from Australia, they cannot be allowed to remain down there doing whatever the hell this is
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We did a last run to Trader Joe's and Costco yesterday and are now prepared to hermit until 2024. P.S. Shopping anywhere in December reminds me draining people-ing can be.