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me: there's a bit in hillbilly elegy where he spits out sparkling water because he doesn't know it will be carbonated my husband, sympathetically: i've known some dogs that do that

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I like saying "I'll allow it" for no reason during a conversation

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[guy inventing social media] what if we let short-tempered dimwits weigh in on everything immediately

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you're missing the whole intertextuality in everything I'm saying but it's fine. it's not important

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Johnny Cash: “I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die” Saul Goodman: “how about I do the talking here? Okay, piano man?”

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whats so french about this toast anyway. wheres its cigarette

Guys I'd be really disappointed by if they did Me Too stuff: Alan Moore Tom Stoppard Bruce Marv Albert (and he did that shit) Prince Pretty disappointed if they did it: John Mulaney Ray Davies Not disappointed: Andy Richter

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It really is a weird symmetry that this year the UK elections are the 4th of July and the US elections are the 5th of November.

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1776: "It won't last. They'll come crawling back." 2024: "......aaaaany minute now."

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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amy j. garfield

There are an awful lot of people online who don't seem to realize that just shutting up is free

Harris -- overly winsome Trump -- sociopathic convicted criminal, sex assaulter, would-be dictator Biden -- no longer reliably coherent and functional at moments of peak importance I think we'd better go with Harris.

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Roses are red Violets are bloomin

Kevin Drum's right -- the string has run out and Biden shouldn't be president

Joe Biden doesn’t need to drop out of the race. He needs to resign. - Kevin Drumjabberwocking.com Quite a few people have called for Joe Biden to drop out of the presidential race, but I'm surprised that so few have taken the logical next step: urging him to resign immediately. At the risk of bei...

Does Neil Gaiman have any "believe women" tweets/statements?

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I kinda feel like now that the Supreme Court has declared it legal for a president to straight-up murder people they don't like, it's probably even more important to not elect people who seem extremely inclined to murder people they don't like

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He's right. They're stealing the country from us and ending democracy. "Bloodless if the left allows it to be" is a threat to kill anyone who fights back

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

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various factions of the electorate that oppose right-wing autocracy can spend the next five months shitting on each other and practicing their I-told-you-sos but I am unconvinced that will yield a favorable outcome

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"what doesn't kill you makes you stronge--" THEN EXPLAIN REPETITIVE STRESS INJURIES, KYLE

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thinking once again of Italian artist Milo Manara's 9/11 tribute

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News update

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RIP Kinky Friedman. In his blessed memory, punch a racist. No, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore We don't turn the other cheek the way we done before You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor "Lord, they sho' ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore"

Forty years ago we thought this sort of headline would come along for Boomers. But once you get old nobody cares about your trends.

In 50 years: "The remaining Millennials are rushing to join one last trend -- dying."

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Spoke to a friend who worked on a recent Nicolas Cage movie in a senior capacity and was very very happy to discover that he’s a consummate pro who works harder than anyone else, all the time, and is lovely to the crew. I needed that.

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20 years ago these damn frat boys produced this beautiful experience. And still just 609 likes on YouTube -- go figure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOCj...

Generics Stacy's Momwww.youtube.com University of Maryland Generics (aCappella) performing "Stacy's Mom" at DCAF 2004 at Georgetown University

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[thrilling instrumental music]

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Hi bitch sometimes I’m a completely empty vessel