Dana White

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“Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.” | She/her. | Black lives matter.

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Watching The Flash. It’s like if you trained chatgpt only on 2017 Twitter and then asked it to write a Joss Whedon script

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Also not everything is "dementia." A bad speaker getting worse and only being able to work like 6 hours a day isn't necessarily dementia. It's being old as hell and losing a step, which is maybe reason enough to dump him, but it's not necessarily dementia. Dementia is fucking brutal and specific.

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IT FOLLOWS (2017):

This is actually exactly how I "practice gratitude"

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.

I know I got used to following people who were more online than even me, and would RT the jokes and news I found most valuable. Following any of those accounts directly rapidly overwhelmed my TL. Trying to break myself of that habit and follow here based on one tweet to see where things go

time and time again people are confused that the content they see is directly related to the people they follow and that they’re absolutely lost navigating the internet without an algorithm force feeding them lowest common denominator dreck

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You want your MTV? ⬇️

Thanks to @archive.org, who has assembled a searchable index of 460,575 web pages previously published on MTV's website, you can search the MTV News archive via the Wayback Machine. variety.com/2024/digital...

MTV News Repository of 460,000 Articles Launched by Internet Archive After Paramount’s Content Takedownvariety.com After Paramount pulled MTV News offline, the Internet Archive assembled a searchable index of 460,575 pages previously published at mtv.com/news.

lfg?

WASHINGTON (AP) — Biden says Supreme Court decision on immunity means 'there are virtually no limits' on a president's actions.

SIGNS (2002)

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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation

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Noam Chomsky: "Call an ambulance... but not for ME"

Update lol

I feel like we hear about celeb DWI incidents in Long Island relatively a lot for how small the area is, and how little it seems you'd be driving? Is there some kind of culture there that encourages eschewing hired drivers?

Same end result, but the cause is actually the inverse: Celtics championships are fundamentally uncool

Unfortunately this championship will not count for the Celtics because the Finals were Not Cool.

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When you rub a kitten’s nose gently and he closes his eyes and purrs even louder, repost if you agree

The sleep of someone who was up at 4am running wind sprints across the bed in pursuit of the plastic spring toy. Look at this criminal

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let them fight

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Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.

Yank, the Army Weekly

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seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go!

This is something I think about a weird amount! Did they really say it, or did they only say it in media because they couldn't use the word that was really used, in the same way future historians might think people other than middle schoolers ever said "porking" or "banging"?

I don’t believe in generational warfare but I do think that anyone over 50 who complains about the way the youths talk today needs to remember that when they were young they actually used to use the word “ball” to mean “have sex with”

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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent

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Ohhhhh my god u aren't celebrating the verdict because you're anticarceral? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite ruth wilson gilmore.

It’s not lost on me that twelve ordinary citizens found it in themselves to be braver than our elected officials have managed to be

Brb, trying this

Starting to think it's my duty as a citizen of earth to load the internet with vast amounts of chum that a human could immediately identify as garbage, but a machine could not

oh my god

I Can't Believe It's Not Friday

Someone sent me a "per my last email" about an email which did NOT in fact contain the answer to my question. Understanding why superheroes struggle with their sudden newfound power

Years ago, I set my ringtone to Roundball Rock in remembrance of what they took from us. Looks like I'll be changing that to the Inside the NBA theme music now (no one calls anyone anymore, and my phone is always on silent, so a hollow gesture to be sure, but MY hollow gesture)

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at our phones

If I send you this, it means I’m about to be fully useless

I'll boop you anytime you want at our