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Again, qualified immunity is one of those things that if you describe it to someone who has never heard of it in simple factual terms they will think you are entirely full of shit
are you fucking kidding me
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The same can be said of civil forfeiture
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Explicitly banned in the bill of rights. I just don’t get it.
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i have to do this pretty regularly and, yes, people think i'm just making shit up that cannot be true
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I’m sorry - he had been previously arrested for WHAT?!!!?
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Follow @gregdoucette.bsky.social and you won’t be remotely surprised by that sort of thing.
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I am sadly both surprised and utterly unsurprised. “Just a few bad apples”
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It never made sense to me, hearing people use that phrase to minimize the prospect of systemic risk from unpunished malfeasance. An apple putrefying in storage is likely to cause big problems if not dealt with promptly, as corruption (literal and figurative) does tend to spread in time.
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Right?!!? They never use the WHOLE saying! It’s like those “the customer is always right” cockwobblers
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Probably literally don’t understand what “matters of taste” could even mean, if they’re like most sales professionals, so they don’t see any information being lost when the first half is amputated
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So, the fun thing is that the original (and actually *literally* true!) aphorism is "a few bad apples spoil the barrel" (rotting apples release a gas that promotes other apples to rapidly ripen, then rot.)
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And it is also metaphorically true with cops! A few bad apples makes the whole force bad apples because they are *clearly fucking covering for them*, meaning they're bad cops, too!
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Yep - people really love to twist saying to support their stance. Bad apples, customers being right, blood is thicker….
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I used to be in law enforcement, and my understanding of qualified immunity was that it did not extend to off duty behavior. Helping your buddy rape someone wouldn't be covered. I don't know how they came to this conclusion.
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I’m not even American, and I was able to guess ahead of time that this decision was from the Fifth Circuit 🙃
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it shouldn’t exist at all, but especially not for off-duty behavior.
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I have tried to explain both QI and 'civil forfeiture' to a few W. Europeans and they did look at me like I'm not a reliable narrator. A German guy I described them to pressed me for mitigating details, like it just *couldn't* be like it is.
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This seems more like unqualified immunity
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I can't wait for the new presidential "presumptive immunity" to follow a similar "one free bite" framework regardless of facts.
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...the same can be said of the Fifth Circuit...
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It’s on my list of things that, explained correctly, make the listener think I’m nuts, with pharmacy benefit managers
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The homeopathy of legal theory.
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many such cases.. so there’s this thing called a deductible.. wait on top of a premium?…
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And 'qualified' seems to be a bigger and bigger catchall every year.
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For the simple reason that rape still isn't taken seriously in this country. As in: how dare she go to a bar unaccompanied, where there are bound to be mischievous men who can hardly be expected to resist temptation.
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AmeriAmerica's a sick joke. It's time for a a revolution