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Waking my wife out of REM sleep because the scene in Robocop where Kurtwood Smith says "oooh, guns guns GUNS" is airing on Showtime. She loves it when I do this. "Thanks for telling me when the good Kurtwood Smith shit is on," she always says.
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Muffins, breakfast breads, things of that nature
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What about “bitches, leave?”
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If you start waking your wife up in that scene, you'll be ready for the Guns Guns Guns bit.
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Dunno why but I remember MAD magazine doing their Robocop send up, and one panel was the guy with the melting face and Clarence Boddicker says "you're gonna need a nail to hold up your sunglasses"
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Honestly that could have been dialog FROM the real movie.
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She'd buy those scenes for a dollar!
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new wife guy just dropped
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Are the Tigers playing toNIGHT?
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having a sensible chuckle at this...then remembering you have a wife, making it possibly true,
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She probably hasn't entered REM sleep yet and I honestly can't chance it.
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All wives want four words and they’re disgusting (Miguel Ferrer in Robocop)
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Yes, except Twin Peaks
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I honestly can't watch a Tigers game without thinking of Clarence Boddicker.
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bitches leave. wives join us.
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I just now realized that a Call of Duty scene I had previously clowned upon for being too on-the-nose is *actually* an unironic reference to a satire about American ultraviolence
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Remember when she said that Kurtwood Smith is a poor man's Michael Ironside?
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Does it leave a bruise when she says it?
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I told my daughter she had to stick around for one of the all time classic movie deaths
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I do this when his episodes of Voyager are airing
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nothing gets Mrs. BFBC in the mood like Kurtwood Smith telling Topher Grace he's gonna put his foot in his ass. she's a real fucking pervert
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The Tigers are playing TOONIGHT… I never miss a game
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My wife no longer responds to my screams of “The Accountant” is on and just accepts that I will watch until the end, regardless of when it started. In other news, the movie is on TNT right now.
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Anyone who won’t wake up for the best film of the 1980s isn’t worth your time 🤷‍♂️
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Probably better than waiting for “bitches leave”
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when it's 12:01pm and the good Kurtwood Smith shit is on again
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This is how you keep a marriage strong
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thank you for this nugget of relationship wisdom
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