Eric_Time

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They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him

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I’d have to ask @davidjroth.bsky.social but I’m pretty sure sandwich size comparisons are actually the taxonomically correct method of measuring turtles.

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Angela Rayner, whip my vote and censure me with a steamroller cc @erictime.bsky.social

My daughter Iga is in danger of losing her tennis match. Prayers up

Cooking chicken for tacos while imagining Errol Morris is asking me what I put in the spice rub in a totally unmodulated full-volume voice

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YES

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Kendrick has released an 11-minute diss track attacking Waingro from "Heat"

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“Now it says here you skyrocketed to fame on Tik Tok as the ‘hawk tuah’ girl.”

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Wake up babe, new LCD Soundsystem just dropped.

all the best food trucks are at the necropolis now

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You knew Ratto would be the best guy to eulogize Willie Mays, and now there's proof. defector.com/willie-mays-...

Willie Mays Was Baseball | Defectordefector.com Willie Mays, who died Tuesday at the richly merited old age of 93, was baseball itself, more than anyone else ever connected with the game. Not just the best player, which he was. Not just the most jo...

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country songs used to be like "it's funny how i'm drinking myself to death here" and "funny how i work here and always fall in love with guys like him" and now they're all "i own a $95,000 truck" and "i support the US giving material, intelligence and logistical support for the liquidation of gaza"

Grateful Dead voice: 🎶She put scarlet vergognas on her giant flag/ It’s pretty clear that she’s just Alito’s hag🎶

When you wish to climb on father but he is too sodden from exertion.

Hit that German bitch with the Vamos, Carlitos

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BF! At the Chapell Roan Show

This is the most succinct summation of 2005 I’ve ever seen.

ass to ass (watching it on the computer)

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Milkshake, duck

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Summary for the week of 5/27 - 6/2: There were 19 incidents reported, including 16 Pedestrians and 3 Bicyclists. THREE INCIDENTS WERE FATAL. Officials: Joe Hogsett, Mayor Indy Council ([email protected])

Crew of very young dudes installing this fence and they have about 12” of post buried with maybe one bag of quickcrete per post and they aren’t wetting it enough. This is going to be a temporary fence, one way or the other.

Ate too much Popeye’s for lunch and then ate some candy on top of that

He’s mad because I’m sitting in his spot and there’s not a slim thick tall lady sitting elsewhere on the couch for him to go seek solace and pets from.

James Austin Johnson doing the intro in Trump voice would heal our fractured nation

I don't agree with Senator J.D. Vance on very much, but it is nevertheless my honor to welcome him to The Black Parade.

@bsky.app needs polls immediately

(Whispering to my date whenever Miette is onscreen) That’s Miette

new pope in town

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Father Time is undefeated

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any night's a good night but this would be a really funny night for trump to die on the toilet

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How is Naz Reid that good at threes

Reading this @davidjroth.bsky.social piece, I got worried for a moment that there wasn’t going to be a mention of or reference to Freejack, but then bam—second encore! defector.com/have-you-see...

Have You Seen A Cybertruck Yet? | Defectordefector.com I hope this will not come across too much like bragging, but I have seen a lot of cars. Most of this is because—and again, sorry to brag—I go outside pretty regularly. But in my youth, this was appare...

I keep saying “Cubans on Cubans” the way GloRilla does but the waitress at the hipster sandwich brewpub refuses to put my order in the little handheld computer. She’s just staring at me