Dave "I Dissent" Conrad

Dave "I Dissent" Conrad

@dconrad.bsky.social

1977

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Professional amateur. Amateur professional. Software developer, aspiring writer, and lifelong learner. Despite all my rage they still won't raise the minimum wage. Mastodon: @[email protected]

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*Jerry Maguire voice* SHOW ME THE MONKEY!

"Fuck the WaPo""

Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.

Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.

KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞

Personally I prefer this one

Katharine Hayhoe

Everyone

If you see this post a photo without explanation

If you see this post a photo without explanation

Google has been good at fighting spam in one way, with Gmail, but they keep inventing new ways for people to spam me. First Google Docs spam, with Russian porn docs, and today someone shared this with me. Notice "Report abuse" is grayed out.

I think the crop is almost ready to harvest.

If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain it

If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain it

Patrick Stewart Sutcliffe

"Fuck Them Books!"

Kristi Noem: Puppy Killer

Folks, no joke, Biden is all hopped up on Moxie, Hubba Bubba bubble gum, and Candy Cigarettes! No, I'm serious, no malarkey, that's not hyperbole.

Don't you think he looks tired?

Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️

My favorite from David Simon, master of understatement:

Happy Caturday. Always remember:

I know a lot of things are effed up right now, and I don't know how we are going to get through them, but I do believe we will.

Paradox of Meat

1954 World Series: “There's a long drive… way back at center field… way back, back, it is a… Oh my! Caught by Mays! … Willie Mays just brought this crowd to its feet with a catch which must have been an optical illusion to a lot of people! … Willie Mays just made the catch of the day.”

A flower I took a picture of a while ago

lowtax speedrun enjoyer

Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦

Some of their sentences are really something.

New Vulcan mind meld just dropped

burstaholic.bsky.social

Wonderful. That reminds me of this.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑

Photo of Clarence Thomas's luggage: