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CakeOrDeath

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Panic! At The DNC
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John Lydon clowning the audience (sad clown honk noises)
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When your corgi is buffering
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This is just to say I bought something from Temu forgive me It was on sale only 21 dollars and free shipping they're charging 75 dollars for the same item on amazon
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Next week’s cover of The New Yorker just dropped.
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someone at msnbc is prying open the emergency reserve of marching powder
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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent
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News report: “The cause of the helicopter crash has not been determined.” *orcas high-five each other*
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About halfway thru the sci-fi movie about the escape from a dying planet by mid level business execs, an exterior shot of the ship shows the big letters on its side: USSS ARK KNOPPFLER
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RANDOM WOMEN'S ISSUE = women dying in ER parking lots because doctors are afraid of being thrown in prison for murder
Elon is openly pining for Trump and Republicans to win in 2024, and is sad that “random women’s issues” could derail their victory.
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TIL from Urban Dictionary that etm is another legitimate abbreviation from the Latin.
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Thrift Reich ass uniforms
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Meanwhile in Australia, power pylons quietly feed in Victorian fields unperturbed by inclement weather
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Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.
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it's 2002. I've just put a sick new skin on winamp and kazaa just finished downloading tool_lateralus_full_album.mp3 and I just got finished watching the new flash animation about counter strike. "uhoh" I hear from ICQ. my HP desktop has about 3000 viruses on it.
and the award for Most Misleading and Confusing Headline goes to...
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The signals are lit! Grindr calls for aid!
Wordle 958 6/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Whew
Post the song that will play during the end credits of the film that is your life youtu.be/qT4Fh05QOZ8?...
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