BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺

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member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.

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Me and my felines about to snooze.

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Me: Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, I exfoliated until my youthful inner self emerged from its aged outer covering. Doctor: You're going to require several skin grafts.

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I wish my monocle didn’t fall out when I jump rope.

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I'm a watch some "Twilight Zone" (1959) it's been a minute. Now Watching "The Odyssey of Flight 33"

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Ancient scribes would be appalled at our scrolls today.

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Is Brat Girl Summer like Hot Girl Walk and Feral Woman Morning?

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flipper, I don’t even know her

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Far too many of my childhood memories involve Tanya Tucker

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If an appliance doesn’t have a little window, it’s running on witchcraft

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You’re in his DMs, I’m with your RL bf.

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How small does the Magic School Bus get? I bet if they drove it through your kidney you’d want to die.

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Me: *getting a bag of cheese out of the fridge* My dog, within one second: WHAT IS YOUR INTENTION

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hang on lemme hit the ignition on my blart car *pulls out blartphone*

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Gotta give the couch a little hawk tuah before you sit on that thing

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Think my neighbors are having some sort of wind chime war.

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Is there catharsis in space. Tonight we travel to the solar system of L 98-59, a world poised to intercept our classic "must see tv" line up of two hours of jokes followed by a fuck it all drama.