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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence
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SCOTUS votes 6-3 that Le Pen gets to be President of France
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SCOTUS votes 6-3 that Le Pen gets powers only heretofore exercised only by napoleon
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Intolerance
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I meant Bonaparte but either works for the joke
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"At the time the Constitution was ratified, the Framers envisioned a French Monarchy. They did not a see a system in which the masses controlled a 'French republic.' Therefore, we vacate and reinstate the House of Bourbon."
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Kagan, J., dissenting: International law establishes that we do not have jurisdiction over France. I therefore respectfully dissent.
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Kagan: This isn't even the presidential election! It's the parliamentary one. What!? Roberts: hahaha President Le Pen Alito: suck it libs France: uhhhh le what
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Pétain from the grave: the powerful foreign force has spoken we must now have a right wing government and abolish democracy
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Barrett, J., concurring: I write to concur in the judgment and to separately state that the dissent's histrionics does damage to this court.
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Unfortunatly for you, we have the nuke.
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Le Pen v Gore 2024, John Roberts writes the opinion, says the court is very normal
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The most legitimate in history
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Charlie Kirk frantically working out intercontinental charter bus logistics
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Charlie Kirk opts for the most expensive face stretching method for a more normal appearance
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Thomas writes a separate concurring opinion saying that France shouldn't have a President unless they pay the same amount into NATO as the US does and the President should really be a man but Ginny and Harlan told him to vote with Alito so Vive Le Pen!
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5th circuit rules french government violates constitutional order
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Sotomayors dissent is on fire, tho.
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Reminds us that history likes fascists.
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Alas, remains the ongoing work of every generation to keep them there
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Sorry the founders were very clear on this one
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Didn’t they also fly the upside down Union Jack?
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The only French flag recognized chez Alito:
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French flags have always been upside down. It's just you don't notice because ... reasons.
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It’s particularly obvious on the (fake) movie of the French moon landing If you look carefully, you will notice the French flag casts a shadow upwards 🤨
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Very observant. #FakeFrenchMoonLanding doesn't get the attention it deserves.
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Lmao! 🙌🏼🗽🫶🏼 Let be a trend for the red, white & blue!
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Funniest part here is that 9/10 Americans wouldn’t know the difference.
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And the sad part is that Wikipedia is no help here
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10 out of 10 french folk can’t tell either.
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🇫🇷 ↕️ 🇫🇷
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I love a good political joke layered on top of a good absurdist joke.