"At the time the Constitution was ratified, the Framers envisioned a French Monarchy. They did not a see a system in which the masses controlled a 'French republic.' Therefore, we vacate and reinstate the House of Bourbon."
Kagan: This isn't even the presidential election! It's the parliamentary one. What!?
Roberts: hahaha President Le Pen
Alito: suck it libs
France: uhhhh le what
Thomas writes a separate concurring opinion saying that France shouldn't have a President unless they pay the same amount into NATO as the US does and the President should really be a man but Ginny and Harlan told him to vote with Alito so Vive Le Pen!
It’s particularly obvious on the (fake) movie of the French moon landing
If you look carefully, you will notice the French flag casts a shadow upwards 🤨