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Raquel Squelch

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a sort of rhyme & a sucking sound

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It's not that there's no energy it's that there's no happiness energy. Or italics.
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If you come over and I only get out my worst toys it just means we're playing Amazon return kiosk
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I’m not trying to be a person anymore I’m not even trying to be a blob
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when someone asks if it’s gonna be ok lie your face off and tell them yes
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If you fight every battle that presents itself, your knuckles will never heal.
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A light at the end of the tunnel, as we walk on the train tracks.
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we noticed you letting it linger from across the bar and were was just wondering if you have to?
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Replying “doubt it” on every shitpost I see
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writing a faq for this rodeo, to help first timers
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rapunzel's hair suffering the effects of climb-it change
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(guy who is somehow wrong about everything) I am embarking on a career as a professional guesser
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i like to brew a hot drink and then put ice cubes in it and sip at different points along its breakneck journey from scalding to lukewarm. so i can know the beverage completely
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Click clack, motherfuckers
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Chewing thru all the cords before my cat does
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You never hear about dingoes eating cool stuff any more.
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end of the day affirmations: - are we alive? - did we kill anyone? - did we completely sabotage every single one of our relationships? - is there a mob outside for you right now?
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Did something happen with computers today? I was busy writing BOOBIES on my calculator
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I made it onto the cover of Ducks Out Of Water Unlimited.
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I’m pretty sure labelling women having breasts as sexually suggestive is along the same lines of blaming women for being raped or assaulted for what they wear. It’s not the same at all, yet it’s one of those things that pushes that mentality along. Just a thought.
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Sorry, your post wasn’t all that devastating. Now pick up that mic.
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Okay, enough seriousness who wants to help me carry something deep into the woods?
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I don't know if I buy into that soulmate stuff but I do love a shiny clean kitchen and she does love to cook.
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My goth friend took off her trench coat to reveal yet another trench coat
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Shaved my pubes and the clippings resembled the Virgin Mary. Quick, someone call the Vagican.
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My body is falling apart but my mind is like hey look at us we match
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sometimes I worry people don’t get that I just come on here and say a bunch of gobbledegook
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The Risk Algorithm bracelets insurance companies make everybody wear now have lead to some unintended consequences. People are making it a point of pride. The teens are vaping constantly and driving fast to “stay yellow.” They’re climbing out onto rickety balconies to snap a selfie where it’s red
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Even if the opportunity arose, I don’t know that I’d have the cools to say, “Tramps like us? Baby, we were born to run.”