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Chuck Wendig

@chuckwendig.bsky.social

Apple monster, book writer, Disney princess
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oh yeah the fox is by Bordalo II -- lot of their art around Portugal, like the Half-Rabbit in Porto (er, technically, Gaia) if you hadn't seen it:
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Things are weird and unpleasant in the news! I like to counterprogram my brain and looking at / processing photos does that for me, so hey, here are four photos of mine from my trip to Portugal. Please to enjoy. Or don't. I'm not your boss. I was, but they fired me for stealing office supplies.
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“Oh shit, Joe Biden made a gaffe, that’s definitely a sign his brain has recently turned to pudding —“ Joe Biden 16 years ago:
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EUROPEAN ROBIN: a precious feather baby, a ruddy sky dumpling, a good friend, will help you find your keys, full of ice cream AMERICAN ROBIN: big, often wet, surly, has your wallet, killed a rat underneath the bird feeder to make an example to the other animals
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what the fuck
Well goddamn if they didn't have me pinned. Gift link if you want to do yours. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Oh hey tech firms what’s up, I found the miracle solution: throw this unwanted AI shit into the fucking trash where it belongs
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Hey. Psst. Hey, kid. Over here. I hear you want some EVIL APPLE STICKERS? And you also want me to give you an evil heirloom apple varietal all your own? Just pre-grab the BLACK RIVER ORCHARD paperback from Doylestown Bookshop before it hits. Deets here: terribleminds.com/ramble/2024/...
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This goldfinch seemed to be posing for me, so now the goldfinch is posing for you, too.
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fine here is a whale playing guitar
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the chaser:
A great article. The creators of large language models don’t think they have to obey the rules of society, because they believe they’re creating a new society where they’ll be the rulers. www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
OpenAI Just Gave Away the Entire Gamewww.theatlantic.com The Scarlett Johansson debacle is a microcosm of AI’s raw deal: It’s happening, and you can’t stop it.
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PSST. If you were like, "Hey I really want that evil apple book by Chuck Wendig but all I have are these accursed one-hundred and ninety-nine pennies," you will find it on sale for *exactly that price* at all your favorite electronic bookmongers.
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you like-a the tiny spider? I give-a you the tiny spider
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did a brood of cicadas write this
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I love them! I found a nest the other day and got a lot of shots of the nest makers.
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new fox just dropped
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HEY the world is on fire but at least there's #InverteFest -- And here is... uhhh, some kind of hover fly, probably??
It's day 2 of #InverteFest! Of all the species on this planet, do you know what percentage of them are invertebrates? Roughly 95%!! So forget about all those overrated megafauna and go find some spineless friends because there's plenty of them to meet.
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hah, already did that one --
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BUG DROP -- hey, look at this li'l springtail I snapped a shot of #InverteFest
It's close to midnight in Seattle so that means it's time to POST YOUR BUGS!! #InverteFest has begun! Now through the last day of April.
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I am all in for Conan O’Brien going full goblin mode
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Yeah we're rewilding ours too and I know our richie-rich neighbors definitely stare at us with this face
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A good article on this, if you wanna read it.
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HELLO please look at the shiny cool new cover for BLACK RIVER ORCHARD in paperback (cover design by Regina Flath) okay thank you.
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Hey so I actually WENT to the cool automata museum — the Morris Museum in Morristown NJ — and I can confidently say, you 100% don’t need AI to punch up how weird and cool (and uhhh totally cursed) it is:
Bummer to see that AI-generated "art" there on that BoingBoing article. They're enticing you to go to a cool museum by... showing you random AI art of something that isn't that museum. Like, just show the museum, what the fuck.