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literally just burst out laughing at my desk
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relatedly, i can see why she’s doing standup
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saw her give a talk in person and she was so thoughtful and incisive, she would be a killer late show host
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Dan Savage had her on years ago to take some calls/letters on his podcast and she was great.
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Judge: sustained! Stormy: no, it wasn't sustained at all.
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Prosecutor: "could you describe the size of his - " Daniels: "he would not be cast in any of my films"
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"come on man" says the judge "this is a rough gig as it is"
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terrible for our country, tremendous content, etc., etc.
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Fuck Trump, but, still, why is any of this happening? Couldn't they just stipulate there was sex, as a business transaction, and move on to the actual legal case, which is about the cover-up?
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the judge has repeatedly told her to keep her answers short, but what are you gonna do
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Keep them short... like the sex!
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Keep them short like his... fingers
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They're establishing that her silence was a thing of value to his campaign. Her story is embarrassing to him, would have damaged him politically. Which supports the contention that the transaction was a campaign donation, thus making it a felony.
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Yes, but the way I've seen it framed elsewhere is that Trump's theory of the case isn't harmed by stipulating the sex, and if he had, she'd have been excluded as a witness or in any event the bedroom stuff would be completely out. But now we get "he said I reminded him of Ivanka."
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So it was the style/position of the sex specifically that was embarrassing for him, and not that it was extramarital, with a porn star, or that he paid for it?
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1. Trump's lawyers never stipulate to anything, as a rule/stalling tactic. 2. Getting the embarrassing details in goes to the "this coming out would've hurt him in the election" element that gets you to a felony. 3. Jury trials are all about narrative. Gotta build a story-of-the-case in their mind.
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come on, we can enjoy a little public humiliation of him, as a treat
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It’s the explicit protocol of all Trump legal teams to never stipulate to anything. There was some discussion about all the custodial witnesses that Bragg is going to have to bring in.
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He and his lawyers have been denying the sex, for reasons that make no sense other than that he would rather not have Melania campaign for Biden. https://www.salon.com/2024/05/06/lawyers-are-trying-to-use-his-trial-to-generate-conspiracy-theories--but-its-not-working/
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Can only do that if the client lets you
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That would be a question for that greatest legal theorist of our age, Donald John Trump.
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Describe it briefly “It was already very brief”
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Ok *this* is actual dialog in a TV drama
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"please describe what you meant by it looking like the mushroom from Mario Kart"
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"Briefly" would be correct, your Honor.
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What uh, like ... um, what was the goal here with this questioning?
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As a prosecutor, my strategy in the courtroom would be to make Donald Trump so angry that he dies
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At a certain point, the jury's verdict may be rendered moot, if you catch my drift
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I always assumed he'd bite the dust by choking on a KFC wing, but I'll take "anger aneurysm in a court room" too
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God, he's gonna have a coronary.
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Denny Crane: I object to your objection! Was there a wooden leg? (silence) Denny Crane
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$175k for 2 minutes 35 seconds of pure torture.
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- Would you describe it briefly? - Yeah, definitely.
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Alright. So biscuits and gravy are out of the question for breakfast today.
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Didn’t know Trump was a missionary man.
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What was more exhausting for him? Trying to sustain an erection or holding himself up in missionary /push up position?
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Judge prevents witness from entering into the record Trump's one pump chump status.