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what I say when I'm trying to get my horse named Dinosaur Mazes to calm down

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proud of the drunk girls on a nearby rooftop doing loud karaoke - the lack of backing music shows a can-do spirit and it being Thursday means they don't have real jobs. smart.

(ringing an unnervingly loud little bell) wake up everybody time to fav my posts

how'd you guys score in at 4/33

Enjoyed Twisters. Here are some people that may feel “seen” watching it.

my friends recommended I listen to Walter Martin like two years ago and I finally started a few weeks ago and now I'm like obsessed. downloading podcast eps to hear about his songwriting process and shit. getting into The Walkmen for the first time in the year 2024. it's all happening

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Joel McHale has a chapter in his book about how to fight Chevy Chase, because Chevy tried to assault him so many times he became something of an expert at fending him off

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you eat the plums in the icebox one damn time you never hear the end of it I better write a poem about it get ahead of this

Can check? Uh yeah I sure hope I can

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People say scientists are serious but marine biologists will spend hours quietly sitting around tables drawing on styrofoam cups and then tying said cups to deep sea submarines Because ocean pressure will squeeze the air from the cups And we are but human & we want tiny cup

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to me, the internet was the magic place i could get simpsons wav files, and computers were the magic devices that made it possible for me to load my cassette recorder up with simpsons wav files by putting it next to the computer speaker simpsons wav files on the go? no king ever had this luxury

i miss when using my computer meant playing sim city and snood and making cool fonts in powerpoint and covering the case with my comforter so my parents wouldn't hear the modem and i would be able to download lewd jpgs of sarah michelle gellar onto 3.5in floppy disks labeled "simpsons wav files"

the thing people need to realize about Biden is that [thorny vines erupt from the soil all around me, grasping at my limbs, constricting around each joint and winding their way up to my larynx, squeezing, tightening, drawing me down deep, deep into the earth]

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Shaq sorry not familiar with your game dot png

Tim Kaine becomes the first Senator, to my knowledge, to call for the unilateral recognition of the State of Palestine by the United States. "Since Israel has made plain that it will not accept Palestinian autonomy, the U.S. should no longer condition recognition on Israeli assent..."

Kaine Statement on Knesset Vote Rejecting Establishment of Palestinian State | U.S. Senator Tim Kaine of Virginiawww.kaine.senate.gov WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, U.S. Senator Tim Kaine (D-VA), a member of the Senate Foreign Relations...

This is like halfway to an Alexander Calder mobile

watching baseball

I did at one point recently forget who Obama's vice president was

I need to find a shitty taco joint and get like 5 of them motherfuckers

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I have the answer to the question everyone has been asking going into next week... (small spoiler in the URL but what are you gonna do) lithub.com/keanu-reeves...

Should you read Keanu Reeves’s novel?lithub.com In case you missed it: Keanu Reeves has written a novel. Yes, it’s true: the internet’s boyfriend has teamed up with China Miéville, one of the great speculative fiction writers of all …

I'm pretty sure we are getting close to figuring out this whole Biden situation on here. Just a few more posts and it'll be cleared up, I reckon

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I'm supposed to clean my house without a new podcast? Like a Victorian orphan

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OK, I'll bite. Who is Joe Biden

A lot of things right now are Catch-22 by Joseph Heller but this specifically is very Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

"Sir, you should have it was cancelled." "How? Did you send me a cancellation message?" "No, but did you receive a text reminder this morning?" "No." "Then you should have known it was cancelled." "I'm supposed to know my appointment was cancelled because of text you didn't send me?"

They're playing oldies at this taco restaurant ("Steal My Sunshine" by Len)

this app changed its icon... should have expected that I guess

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what do u think all of our abandoned blank adult coloring books r up2 rn

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if you're not intermittently beeping you haven't been paying attention

speaking as a boat expert, this guy has no idea what the fuck he's talking about, boat-wise

WTAF

watching a bunch of Alt-J videos on Vimeo and they're all from like 2009-2013 and every one of them is like "what if we had a budget of $10,000 for production and $150,000 for VFX for some reason"

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M83 is composed of: * the saxophone guy at the end of Midnight City

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Good breakdown of the “oops all apartheid state” ICJ ruling against Israel this morning from former* UN Human Rights official Craig Mokhiber *resigned in October in protest of inaction regarding the genocide in Gaza

love when I find out bands I like are just one person actually. tame impala, M83, the beatles

(extremely just moved out of New York City voice) can't get a good bagel anywhere nowadays...