David_j_roth: Critics will say "why don't you just hire a Tory newspaper editors who didn't commit disgusting crimes in the service of their shitty little reactionary gossip stories." Well there aren't any of those, smart guy. So who would you have Bezos hire? Someone without an accent?

Critics will say "why don't you just hire a Tory newspaper editors who didn't commit disgusting crimes in the service of their shitty little reactionary gossip stories." Well there aren't any of those, smart guy. So who would you have Bezos hire? Someone without an accent?

Well.

Washington Post Publisher and Incoming Editor Are Said to Have Used Stolen Records in Britainwww.nytimes.com Years before becoming the Post’s publisher, Will Lewis assigned an article based on stolen phone records, a former reporter said.

Excuse me

Look I know enough not to argue with this guy

Give his dog a nice head skritch and just walk away

I wasn't sure I agreed with the advice McKinsey was giving our firm, but then chief consultant Snake Plissken gave a very convincing PowerPoint presentation

he was given a single big gold coin

Nothing suspicious about all the money being hidden under a slab of concrete that he needed to smash with a sledgehammer to get out.

Reading that quote I’m not quite convinced. Hearing that quote spoken by a man standing in front of a pile of dead Estonian henchmen I am certainly convinced.

Incredible that they got a longer quote than "yeah" from him

They cutoff the part where he said “and then I killed a guy with a fucking pencil.”

Goddamnit the Washington Post of all places should have a AMERICAN who committed disgusting crimes in service of their shitty gossip rag.

It’s not as though we have a shortage!

As a prank his co-workers pipe in Rule Britannia into the office in the worst possible times to watch him involuntarily stand to attention

Wait, the Star Trek Beyond actor owns a newspaper?

Look this sketchy British dude needs to yell at people to produce large news. I learned that at j school and watching 13 going on 30.

Scruples? In this economy??

... wait. You mean they couldn't not find a scummy Tory piece of garbage to run their paper? What did the one they didn't hire do? Punt kittens?

We’re in the 2020s where the bigger the irredeemable and unrepentant piece of shit you are the more you likely you are to prevail

Look I didn't come to blue sky for brain teasers like this, I came here to be scolded by nonbinary people for how I separate my recyclables

The crimes are a feature, not a bug. Loyalty tests to the corpo overlords. It’s fuckin mobster politics same as everything else

You should have applied. You can fake the accent, we all know that, right?

Distraction listeners are familiar with how bad my accent is.

“Allo, allo, allo, what all this then? This the bleedin’ Washington post, innit? Oim David Roth”

trans people, innit