Brendel: It’s so funny that there’s a Taken 3. One Taken? sure that can happen to anybody, I went to Paris once I almost got Taken. 2 Takens? That’s a little unlikely but it must happen. But THREE Takens? At that point YOU’RE the problem

It’s so funny that there’s a Taken 3. One Taken? sure that can happen to anybody, I went to Paris once I almost got Taken. 2 Takens? That’s a little unlikely but it must happen. But THREE Takens? At that point YOU’RE the problem

It’s like how they made seven Death Wish movies. You go from one innocent reactionary fantasy to shooting bazookas at Cyborg Gang Members who have threatened your HoloDaughter2.0

being Taken more than twice suggests you've fallen into the wrong friend group

To be fair, Paul Kersey was the only character in fiction so emotionless he could be played by Charles Bronson.

The Fast and the Furious franchise did this but with driving on increasingly bizarre flat surfaces.

The first Death Wish was fine, fun flick. After that it’s all Death Wish masturbation.

Take me once. Shame on you. Take me twice. Shame on me.

Take on me, take me on.

You'd think they'd get her microchipped at some point

Weirdly, they do not, actually, "take her" in the third one. The mom is taken and killed in the opening but the daughter never gets kidnapped in the third one.

I want you to know something Fetus: I have not stopped thinking about this information since you shared it with me. It has not given me a moment's peace. I have mulled it over and over in my mind, why is it called Taken if no one is taken? But yet then again, say nothing more.

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If everyone you meet in your day gets Taken maybe it’s time to look within

The common factor in all of your kidnappings is you

The movie order should have been Taken Taken 2 Taken Tag Tournament

Taken 4: taken the piss now

Taken 2: Electric Boogaloo

Taken 2: Pig In The City

Taken 2: Secret of the Ooze

#ISeeWhatYouDidThere!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Even the third Hangover movie wasn't about a hangover

Similarly, his daughter is not taken in the third film.

Is anyone though?

His wife is abducted off screen and killed before anybody, including the audience, knows it happened as set up in the first act.

"The intervention"

Great minds think alike; I believe Deadpool muttered this same point in the first film (after saying “I had a nightmare where I accidentally kidnapped Liam Neeson’s kid” followed by something like “though after the third time, that’s on him” or something like that).

"To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune, but to lose both looks like carelessness."

What Alfred says to Bruce Wayne when he's really pissed off.

Taken me once, shame on you. Taken me three times, shame on me.

You get taken in the morning, you got taken. You get taken all day…

"I think you're feeding cats to coyotes at this point"

Taken 3 should have been a rom-com where his daughter gets married

Plot twist: Taken 4 is a rom-com where he falls in love with his kidnapper.

Over a romantic weekend in the Swedish capital

after 2 kidnappings I just assume it's someone's kink and I shouldn't get involved

That franchise was... taken too far

The franchise was tooken

It's not my fault I keep getting Taken!!!!!!

Liam Neeson in #3 like

I just told my husband how much I'm enjoying this⬇️ ALIEN audio bc the writer takes the requisite *venal corporate execs, *Colonial Marines, *mad scientist who thinks Xenomorphs are way cool said Xenomorphs & creates a great story in the ALIEN universe.

The best quote I saw about Taken 3 was "Taken 3 makes Taken 2 look like Taken 1"

*rubbing my temples* I have a certain set of skills. Why do you keep testing me?

taken again. AGAIN. OHNOOOOOOOOOOoo

I mean, even Home Alone went with a different kid for the 3rd film.

To be Taken once may be regarded as misfortune. To be Taken thrice looks like carelessness

Wasn't there a series as well? I think it was something like 26 episodes, so, like, taken 29 times? At that point, I think you're just giving it away.

As the bear said, "You're not here for the hunting, are you?"

To paraphrase Howard Tayler: "One time is happenstance. Two times is coincidence. Three times is a plan."

To be taken once is misfortune but to be taken THREE TIMES? Seems like carelessness

re-re-taken

MURDER, SHE KEPT WRITING

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