remake Forrest Gump with updated references. What if Forrest get iPad. Forrest inadvertantly helps 9/11 hijackers catch their plane. Forrest accidentally kills Antonin Scalia.
Gender swap the roles and the twist in the middle of the movie is that the troubled childhood friend character is actually Hunter Biden bsky.app/profile/jimb...
Forrest Gump was on an actual tour with an intern from his congressman’s office. He accidentally blocked a doorway which prevented zip tie guy from getting to where several congresspeople were hiding
This one’s outdated but Forrest accidentally leaving an envelope in the freezer at the NBA draft would be hysterically funny to like the 49 people who still remember it.
This is pedestrian thinking. Forrest as an ageless cypher forever interacting with human history. Forrest bumping into an ape causing it to touch the Monolith, Forrest telling Slotin how to test the demon core, Forrest telling a bittersweet love story to the last living human on a dry dead Earth.
Forrest accidentally divests a hedge fund from all its Lehman holdings on August 22nd 2008
Forrest exposes Lance Armstrong's doping after the team time trial in the 2009 Tour de France
Forrest stumbles into Osama Bin Laden's compound the night before the raid, leaves the back door unlocked.
updated references including a new weird and off-putting origin for his given name. no more nathan bedford forrest. the 1870s were already 70 years before gump was born
now he's Liddy Gump (momma always called him li'l g gordon for short)
