Em, midly

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LOTR the Musical update: it was a bit uneven but there were a lot of great moments and I want to rip off the Nazgûl and Shelob designs for Halloween

Ayden and I wanted to do a cheeky Margaritaville before the Lord of the Rings musical, but SOMEONE wanted to eat at an “actual restaurant” with a “20% discount through Chicago Shakespeare” @youterus.bsky.social

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i heard jd is into fetish wear

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BRAT summer you say? Ok.

Pleasantly surprised at how much I love this ruffled paisley J Crew top

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i will eat the dead stock biden cookies

Since 2012, Three Brothers Bakery has run a “Presidential Cookie Poll” every cycle, selling cookies as a straw poll for the election. Biden and Trump caricature cookies were available this year. Now that Biden's out, they're stuck with tons of out-of-date cookies. www.chron.com/food/article...

Biden's resignation throws Houston eateries' plans for a loopwww.chron.com A brewery already printed their limited edition pint glasses featuring the GOP and Democratic contenders. But Biden's resignation has thrown everybody off.

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We've got six kittens in at the moment, and I asked my nieces to come round at the weekend to meet and name them. Three hours later, they've come up with exactly one name, for one (female) kitten. Introducing... Michael Anime.

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the jd in jd vance’s name stands for jorkin dapenus

Have decided, possibly prematurely, to move from anticipation to disappointment. Currently having a little sulk before I go clean the bathroom and vacuum. Maybe I’ll clean out the fridge too since I’m already feeling nausea and disgust at the thought of continuing to apply for jobs

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What if this is all just viral marketing for that movie where George Clooney plays a fixer

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Wow I can't believe how old the GOP's presidential candidate is.

Got roasted from hair to shoes for walking too close to a dude at Costco today, but I guess I’m not having as bad a day as Joe Biden

So the big Lutheran youth convention was in New Orleans this week and now we’ve got thousands of kids trying to fly home to the Northern Plains

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we are announcing our bid for presidency of these united states *points to a map on which California, Oregon, and Rhode Island are highlighted* y'all can get someone else for the others

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Twitter drafts going crazy

I think having a nice time in Chicago once or twice has re-radicalized my dad

I’m on an anti-discrimination training led by a lawyer who cites Bret Stephens as one of his favorite writers

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This man went to Yale and this song is truly getting old

‘Attack the universities.’ Trump’s VP pick JD Vance has harsh words for higher education. - The Boston Globewww.bostonglobe.com “Universities are part of a social contract in this country,” Vance said. “They’re not meeting their end of the bargain.”

Happy @interrobang.bsky.social day to all who celebrate

Prayers up. I might’ve done it. I might’ve nailed a job interview.

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evelyn だけ

In the bucket / Welcome to the bucket! / *claw clicking noises*

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you can climb over anyone you want / just try not to climb on me

🎵welcome to the bucket / we’ve got fighting crabs 🎵

hey there crabs, how are things in the bucket today?

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i don't have the power to shut anything like the discourses on here down but like. please look at yourselves. are you going to do outsized harm to a minority group with this? is this a part of a bad pattern?

hey there crabs, how are things in the bucket today?

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🎵on my shit again/ i just can’t wait to get on my shit again/ the life i love is annoying all of my friends/ and i’m so glad to be on my shit again!

I was having a glass of wine and a heaping spoonful of peanut butter for dinner when the tornado siren went off

Hope everyone in Chicago is okay! What a night!