David Kane, Secretary of Official Acts

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existential dread check what's up folk's how you holding up?

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Conservative SCOTUS justices gave Biden a free pass to do whatever the fuck he wants until the election because they know he’s bitch made and won’t do shit.

Thinking about the lumpy-assed fly-home-for-bedtime 2016 campaign that blew off the rust belt as a gimme because their stupid algorithm told them it would be cool

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"If we reelect biden we can--" HE IS PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW AND THE SUPREME COURT JUST GAVE THE PRESIDENT UNLIMITED POWER DO THE THINGS NOW

Democratic leadership is going to read SUCH a poem into the record about this they got it covered don't even worry about it

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maybe seizing and arresting the Supreme Court majority for aiding and abetting an attempt to overthrow the U.S. government can be a "core constitutional duty" and an "official act," why not

Between the "better things are not possible" and the prematurely capitulating to conservatives, Biden IS Bartlett

I walked upstairs to make stress food and said to my husband “ well I’m voting for Martin Sheen” and he said “at this point I’ll vote for Charlie”

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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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we live in an age in which we have near limitless storage for data. unfortunately at this time we must erase all works of culture to make room for the infinite sea of machine slop

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the planet is on fire and people can’t afford air conditioning, surely this is the time to come up with a technology nobody asked for and nobody wants then dedicate all the electricity to maintaining it

New AI data centers are coming online so fast that the electricity demand is straining global power grids and threatening clean energy goals. Read The Big Take ⬇️

AI Is Wreaking Havoc on Global Power Systemswww.bloomberg.com New artificial intelligence data centers are coming online so fast that the electricity demand is straining global power grids and threatening clean energy goals.

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Motherfuckers don't need to run their goddamn cryptomining rigs all day and we sure as fuck don't need ChatGPT horseshit being ran all day but I don't see anybody crawling up their ass about power usage ...

Interesting article to run prior to a weekend where we expect a devastating heat wave and label it as “climate solutions”

Barry Keoghan looks like Methadone Mick from Still Game

If you ever hear about me t-boning the first cybertruck I see in the wild, rest assured it will totally be an accident and not the result of me deciding I can afford a ticket and a premiums hike for a good bit. Further, I would hate it if anyone or everyone else were to make the latter calculation.

I'm old enough to remember when we used to just let washed celebrities fade away. Like we just stopped paying attention to them when they were past it. This is an Eminem post.

Here come the wife flags

There can be only one

You can't even call Oregon part of Britain anymore. Because of Polk.

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GPT-4o: boiling the world’s oceans just to build a computer that will laugh at Sam Altman’s jokes.

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I think it’s great an entire swath of news media consists of firing actual reporters and editors to save money used to commission expensive dowsing-rod polls that can be breathlessly remarked upon by six figure salary opinion columnists who haven’t worked a real job one day in their life

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It occurs to me, in our emergent information dystopia, that some day and soon, specialist tools only available to specialists and hobbyist weirdos, will be required to do anything remotely resembling actual research using networked computers. www.platformer.news/google-io-ai...

Google’s broken link to the webwww.platformer.news With AI search results coming to the masses, the human-powered web recedes further into the background

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If you thought he ukulele craze had faded into oblivion, grab a chair in our lounge tonight to see Nukulele, the Midwest's 4th best doom metal ukulele band.

I am not in a swing state. I will vote blank top of ballot for president for the foreseeable future. I hope you are super mad about it.

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Angus Johnston

If you want Biden to win, as I do, go work to make that happen. Get off social media and find a thing that can help in a context where you have skills and energy and temperament to do good. Because yelling at leftists online isn't just a waste of your time, it's actively harmful to your cause.

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They beat up Dartmouth's former chair of Jewish Studies and banned her from campus. To protect the Jews, you see.

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I'm sick and tired of career politicians shooting dogs in a cynical bid to steal police valor

Somebody show "you can't joke because of woke" Jerry Seinfeld any episode of Always Sunny I'm begging

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Neal Gorsuch considering what the state can do to a random person versus what the state can do to the president

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When "tech" meant faster computers and smaller phones, it was exciting, you wanted to know what they were going to come up with next. Now it's a bunch of assholes trying to figure out new ways to charge you a subscription to look at the shittiest ads you can imagine

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Again, this. As I've been saying for months, Kagi is another face of the problem, pretending to be a solution. At least the others don't take your money to do the exact same shit. I would pay for a privacy-respecting, non-crypto, non-AI, search engine. One literally doesn't exist.

I fucking TOLD you. What'd I fucking tell you? THIS! I told you exactly FUCKING THIS. When the predominant values and attitudes of Search as a Culture are all-in on consentless, wasteful, bullshit-proliferating "AI" garbage then "Just Don't Use Google" is NOT A MEANINGFUL SOLUTION.

Do not use Kagi – OSnewswww.osnews.com

At this particular moment the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame gotta be feeling pretty smug about dragging their feet on those hip hop inductions like they did