Bill Corbett

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DaveAnthony

here’s the book you read

@jadomian.bsky.social @daveholmes.bsky.social We just watched Outstanding and absolutely loved it. Bravo you heroes!

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andy™

You’ll get Mitt Romney instead and you’ll like it

Hey, I had to wear an ear bandage last year for a while. They look goofy no matter what. But at least try to keep that shit tight, so you don’t look like you accidentally got an ice cream wrapper stuck to your ear.

hi li’l fascist

Vance has the most punchable face on a national ticket since Dan Quayle

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Bill Corbett

JD Vance has a loser stink energy completely invisible to reporters but obvious to any actual human being. his body naturally generates a repugnant chemical compound known as paulryanide

Janky Dick Vance

Just Dogshit Vance

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Bill Corbett

That Vance is a direct line to Thiel and Andreessen is truly important. Trump wants their money. Thiel wants to sell billions in Palantir contracts to power Trump’s mass surveillance/ethnic cleansing infrastructure. Pence was the Christian Nationalists’ guy. Vance is reactionary capital’s.

Are you a fan of all of those guys who are directly responsible for making the internet an unusable dogshit hellhole? Well boy do I have a VP for you.

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Bill Corbett

living in this country is like being awake on the table

He deserves to be dictator for life ‘cause he got an ear boo-boo

Just left a rightwing coffee shop, where all the men were saying how exhausted they were from masturbating to the Trump raised fist pic all weekend. “But still,” one guy said “that’s all I’m gonna do today.” Others agreed. I got out fast when they started up again.

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Bill Corbett

halloween costume idea

the skeleton of a sperm whale

Ah, thanks caption

from House O’ The Dragon, the show in which every single character is a complete idiot

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Bill Corbett

someone needs to tell all these politicians that "political violence" doesn't mean "violence against politicians"

The Democrats!

"This changes everything" No, it doesn't. Jesus Christ, grow a spine.

I like voting for leaders who are weak, scared, and always asking me for money! 😍

I am putting out this heartfelt call: please, I beg of you, it’s important that everyone except me turn down the political temperature! It’s so crucial in these turbulent times for everyone who isn’t myself to watch what they say!! 💗

Please my fellow Americans, for the sake of our country’s future, unilaterally disarm yourselves. Right now. I will speak for us all.

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Bill Corbett

Well I'm given to understand that today & for a VERY limited time, our nation's political violence party is shocked—shocked!—to learn that we currently live in a world of normalized political violence, and would like very much to know who is to blame. Full Essay: www.the-reframe.com/gambling-in-...

Gambling In Casablancawww.the-reframe.com Being blamed for a world of political violence by the people who force us to live in it, and are now shocked-shocked!—by it. Navigating the daily trauma of living in a bully's paradise.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow

I haven’t been there to either Pepe’s or Sally’s in many years but I still associate them with brutally long waits

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Howard Sherman

Jealous! (of the pizza, not the ersatz express train)

Look for the helpers? But Mr. Rogers, the Secret Service shot him.

Thunderstorm revving up hell yes

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Mayday Trippe 🦋

looks cool

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Bill Corbett

I’m an actual pacifist. I want all guns banned. I just need the left to do less “violence is bad even when it happens to Trump” and more “this is the world Trump wants the rest of us to live in.”

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The Loony Liberal - Writer/Content Creator

well said