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Bill Corbett

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After decades of writing, I’m ok on basic grammar and usage. But my brain refuses to learn the uses of ‘affect’ vs ‘effect.’ C’mon brain, I’ve looked this up 700 times. Time to retain this shit.
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The mid-week holiday has me messed up. It’s like Monday or Thursday today, right? Unfortunately there’s no way for me to check.
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gotdamn if this isn’t EXACTLY what destroys relationships of every kind between men and women—family, platonic, workplace, romantic no amount of love can withstand being shot down every single time she opens her mouth
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one of the most dishonest things people in my profession do is pretend as if “the story” and “the narrative” isn’t something they have direct control over
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The face of Evil, right here
As a side note, this is John McEntee, Trump's Director of White House Personnel and the primary architect of Project 2025. On Tik Tok he said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them.
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Wendy and Rudy have very different personalities and started out pretty standoffish from each other. But they’ve gradually become good pals and now nap on top of each other. Like all friends do.
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Get tickets at dumb-industries.com.
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It’s important not to be a fucking creep. You gotta at least try.
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Rain has pretty much canceled July 4th celebrations and fireworks around here but we are being treated to something even better: thunderstorms! The original - and still best - Big Noise with Lights in the Sky.
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seeing heavy rains predicted for tomorrow
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How I signed off my letter to the Heritage Foundation
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you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.
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every “supreme court” headline is a jump scare
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The real hero of this day, and any day
I actually have nothing against Canada except jealousy of their healthcare. But I’m proud to have written this sketch and song. Eh.
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Excellent piece by Ed. Long but so worth reading for perspective on the extreme corporate rot stinking up our world. His aim is true!
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oh well! 🤷‍♂️
1. Biden deputy campaign manager Quentin Fulks says he's "scared as shit" by the Supreme Court's ruling giving Trump immunity 2. Biden deputy campaign manager Quentin Fulks says Biden deeply respects the Supreme Court and refuses to use any power he has to challenge it pic.twitter.com/9ukHEV8EZA
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@isaacbutler.bsky.social not that I wish this play on you, but man would I love your take / review
In "N/A," two people who have been reduced to depoliticized memes—Nancy Pelosi and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—are ushered into another often toothless sphere: the unsubtle mainstream liberal fantasy realm of commercial theater.
When a Tepid Clap Becomes a Battle Cry Becomes a Play - Hell Gatehellgatenyc.com In the play "N/A," two people who have been reduced to depoliticized shero memes—Nancy Pelosi and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—are ushered into another often toothless sphere: the unsubtle mainstream libe...
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Clarence Thomas unquestionably committed tax fraud on his motorcoach deal and the president has the power to put him in handcuffs this afternoon, in his official capacity in charge of the IRS and federal law enforcement
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Just replace con law textbooks with “whatever our most cartoonish billionaire fascist wants”
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Don’t worry, Dick Durbin is considering the possibility of a letter that slightly disagrees with them. Mulling it over right now!
The president is himself forever immune from prosecution for crimes committed using his official power, and he can pardon anyone for helping him to commit federal crimes, explicitly including an actions in furtherance of a coup to illegally hold onto the office of the presidency. That’s the upshot.
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Having grass for dinner
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I’d like to indulge an I Fucking Love Science moment, if I might. Last fall I got diagnosed with Hepatitis C, an unwelcome surprise but one that made sense of some symptoms I’d been having. I got prescribed a one-month course of antivirals, took ‘em. Got tested this week and: it’s totally gone! 👍
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Keep Biden on the ticket but make it Hunter. Campaign on “Time for Sweet Revenge on These Fucking Republicans.” Landslide!
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If you live in MN you know he had some weird local side businesses
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if your candidate can't put together a minimal techno set that makes me feel like a single blissed out atom vibrating in a cosmic sea of like-minded atoms then your candidate cannot be said to be serious about the economy
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