Show me a digital artist who has never tried to punch-zoom in a paper sketchbook by habit, and I’ll show you a LIAR
(Btw it’s me, I’m that artist. Just now. Haha derp 😅)
Redwall lied to me about summer. Where are my fizzy strawberry cordials? HMMMM? Where are the honey sweat rolls, dripping with great dollops of whipped butter?
This is bullshit
R/relationships: I (ageless, genderless) have fallen in love with a bald starship captain (49m). We love each other, but it seems like all we do lately is argue.
I admit, I have made mistakes, and try to make up by bringing him to exotic places, but I feel he is unnecessarily
This is something I've been genuinely scared to say because of how socially expected face-sucking is.
There are such better ways to show affection too! For e.g.; hugging puts you in ~full-body~ contact... but then everyone says, "if you feel that way about someone let them dribble in your mouth."
why the hell is kissing and making out hot
like
it's genuinely disgusting and provides little to no real benefit besides strengthening the immune system maybe???
and yet.... it's super popular for millennia across cultures. It's a ubiquitous human feature.
WHAR
why the hell is kissing and making out hot
like
it's genuinely disgusting and provides little to no real benefit besides strengthening the immune system maybe???
and yet.... it's super popular for millennia across cultures. It's a ubiquitous human feature.
WHAR
[texting]
friend: *asks me a question i don't want to answer*
me: sskkkkk i skkkkkkkksks sor ry skkkkkkskss tunnel sksk brea skk ng up
friend: you cant just voice to text like youre going through a tunnel
me: ... skkkkkk
Just saw a fireworks shack with the slogan
FIREWORKS YOU CAN “TRUST”
and guys, look, I know you think quotation marks mean emphasis, but they don’t, and your sign is a perfect example of why people need to know that
Chronic illness life:
Have a little sulk as you organize all the things you don't have the energy to deal with.
Spend your morning tidying so you can effectively vacuum.
Run out of energy to vacuum.
Spend a couple hours breathing, trying to rest and regain enough steam to clean more.
Inside you are two wolves and, c'mon, who are you fooling? You think we don't see the fur? The ears? The tails? And watching you trying to walk on two legs is adorably hilarious.
You're safe here; ditch the people costume and be the wolves you always really were.
Yeah?! Well... w-we didn't even ~want~ the U.S.! you can keep it! Florida looks like a wang and Wisconsin smells of cheese anyway!
Just playing around, happy 4/7 to my American friends, no hard feelings. =p
All I'm saying is that in a post-apocalyptic situation I'd do whatever it takes to survive, up to and including cannibalism but whenever I mention it everyone looks at me like I'm a monster eager to eat human flesh, am I really that bad?
"Right... I actually meant any questions about this company."
To clarify this for the Americans:
Rishi is a posho fuckrat, wealth beyond wealth, he probably eats quail stuffed with caviar with a side of lobster foie gras every day for lunch.
He said 'sandwiches' because he thinks it's what the povvos eat all the time
