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@eelaware.bsky.social

"If you like it, it's not bad" - R. Hitchcock

Discord: monsieurlehuff

1/2 self-sabotage, 1/2 self-help

He/him. Musician playing on the East Coast, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. Leftist. #abolishthepolice #freepalestine
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That was so silly. I laughed out loud. 😂 🫳 🔫 🥩
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Make a band meatier The Meatles
Make a band meatier: Red Hot Stuffed Chili Peppers
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Smokey the Bear: only you can prevent forest fires Me: how did they get prevented before I was born Smokey the Bear: ok well yes, others can also- Me: too late Smokey the Liar
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Thank u! Sorry, I forgot to post about it earlier
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I might be having a heart attack or it might be stress pains or gas If this is my last skeet then so long and thanks for all the laughs
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But my fly will be closed 😂
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I have played 2 and I have one more
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Who has two thumbs and just played the whole last set with his fly open?
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Thankfully I play guitar
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i will never apologize for being myself, a giant monster who likes to topple buildings
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Maybe 6L seems like a lot I think it's also dry in my bedroom
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😂 probably I live in fear of water intoxication though
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Not my scene jellybean
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How is it that I drink like 6L of water a day and yet I still wake up somewhat dehydrated in the morning
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I just read an article that said "Why is it taking so long for your favorite movies and tv series to air? Blame the writers and actor strikes" No I won't. I'm blaming that ✨single✨ motherfucker at the studio who makes $250 million dollars a year who's one job is supposed to make this shit happen.
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Connections Puzzle #392 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Kinda ugh but whatever
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here I am frog you like a hurricane
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French snail eating Frog Fry