There are two wolves inside me, plotting a murder. I wish they would give me more information, but the chonky one said it’s all on a “strictly need-to-know basis”
Alright lady, that’s it. Take your beautiful smile, the graceful curve of your neck, and the way you always smell faintly of cinnamon, and get the fuck off my hovercraft.
At the back of Ross there’s a small door that leads to TJMaxx and at the back of TJ Maxx an even smaller door leading to Marshall’s and at the back of Marshall’s an even smaller door that leads into Kohl’s and at the back of Kohl’s an even smaller door that leads to Narnia. No wait it’s a Burlington
