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any night's a good night but this would be a really funny night for trump to die on the toilet
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Impossible to overstate how funny it would be, like Curb closing credits music times three billion
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This is the comment. This is it. Close up the internet because this is such a mood. It’s beautiful 😂🖤
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One of the very rare instances when "prolapsed" would be a welcome word.
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I'd like him to make it to sentencing
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My celebratory drink is designated for either first night behind bars or first night in a pine box, either deserves a toasting.
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...and THEN do his best Elvis impression.
I want him to survive until the ballots are printed. 😁
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During the debate. Rip a big one and then face plant
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I was saying if he caught Covid again tonight I would find true happiness
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We'd be dancing in the fucking streets
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Make it both a gold one and one next to a cheap shower curtain and stacked filing boxes labeled “CRIMES” in Trump sharpie.
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Elvis was nicknamed “The King” because he died on the throne.
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Even just slipping on bronzer in the bathroom.
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kinda wondering what the odds are on him pulling a lowtax
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If thousands can manifest snow on Christmas by hoping hard enough for it... 🙏🏻
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This would be the Vince McMahon meme come to life
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I stand by my prediction he can't make it to November without being either dead or incapacitated. But the terrible truth is that any pre-election Trump health crisis will unleash a generation of conspiracy-obsessed domestic terrorists upon this country.
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We’ve already had one, yes, but what about second January 6th?
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I've thought about this and I also thought that it might look like a slight uptick in the background radiation of mass shootings since the media tends to habitually leave out the right-wing radicalization stuff as much as they can. And that'd be it. What if the Jan6 people WERE his fighters???
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Praying carnivorous toilets into existence
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I was hoping he’d die of a heart attack overnight so that the judge, jury, DA etc didn’t have to deal with the inevitable ongoing harassment and attacks by MAGA folks if (when) they delivered a guilty verdict, but alas I hope they all can stay safe.
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He is gonna hit the coke a little too hard tonight.
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Mid "Truth" just strokes out on the crapper
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When was the last time he took a shit anyway?
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If he’s going to die soon, it would be better if it were before he’s able to file an appeal.
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Ohhhhhhh! Love this 😂😂😂😂😂
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Imagine if he went out like Stan Chera…
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At some point the guy's gonna have an aneurysm that measures on the Richter scale.
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Annnnnnd I found my people on this app!!! Anyone know what the Vegas odds are for him dying before he’s sentenced?? 😂
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While we all would like to see him convicted on the remaining indictments, if he manages to stroke out before getting an appeal, he will forever be the ex-president convicted of 34 felonies. Frankly, it might be nice to just have it be over.
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Hahahaha! I can truthfully use the phrase LOL!