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the final stage of poster’s madness is believing that YOUR account is utterly vital to the operation of the entire site, and that if you leave, the management and all the users will lament to the heavens about your absence
there is no such thing as a load bearing account
Maybe Trump on Truth Social.
But's dying fast enough that we might not be able to tell.
"But it's".
Come on brain, work with me here.
No wait I think you're on to something here. There's a whole world of unexplored contractions out there that haven't been considered previously
Thats just the southern dialect, we dont say whole entire words here
Its all contractions
My uncle once said "y'all'd've' if 'i'd've" and it shut my brain down for a moment
yup we're very efficient that way.
that’s basically a trump blog with a microblog comments section tho tbqh
hahaha I read that as "Butt's dying" and I thought "yeah I mean with all those cases Trump's gonna croak of a coronary soon".
you appear to be keeping roughly 50% of the troll population contained to your replies, it’s true
Even dril faded away so gradually we barely noticed
I will maintain that Nicole Cliffe was, in fact, load bearing, and her quitting twitter was the beginning of the end.
I was just wishing I'd screen shot her threads about Town and Country, I miss those so much!
Dril was pretty close on twitter
Oh what about tom on myspace? Maybe that's invalid because it was forced on everyone?
Yeah that’s like saying U2’s Songs of Innocence was load bearing for iTunes
Except certain posters on here.
I know quite well that my posting has no structural characteristics
My account actively prevents me from getting other stuff done
I'd be terrified if mine did. I ain't stable.
Alas, we can't all be dril
i value feeling of being able to disappear without being missed
I very much feel the same
Don't post anything you're not willing to walk away from in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
i think 7,286 people should unfollow me
i am one hundred percent serious
Sorry but no. i think your funny.
I'm just happy if five people like my posts. I consider that a Banger
two more people have a chance to do the funniest thing
"I'm gonna leave and everyone else is coming with me, just watch!"
There will be Nashing of Bridges and rendering of bacon if I leave.
A Nashing of Bridges! Ha!
That just sounds like every line cook i have ever met
I've known the heartbreak of a favorite restaurant suddenly getting terrible cuz they didn't realize the line cook actually held it all together 😭
Paul would miss me tho right? Right?
of course he would, much like Jesus
Paul is basically bluesky Jesus so that tracks
Uh oh. Who ended up with the madness?
