Mike Gorgone

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If a tree falls in a forest, who cares? If a tree flies through the forest, hell-bent on vengeance...well, that's different

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Jon Oliver offers the funniest (or only funny) explanation of how the right will replace government with the MAGA mafia in Trump's second term NOW ON project2024.info

Trump’s Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)www.youtube.com John Oliver discusses Donald Trump’s plans for a second term, why it could be much worse than his first term, and what Trump has in common with a hamster. Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Tonight YouTube channel for more almost news as it almost happens: www.youtube.com/lastweektonight Find Last Week Tonight on Facebook like your mom would: www.facebook.com/lastweektonight Follow us on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news: www.twitter.com/lastweektonight Visit our official site for all that other stuff at once: www.hbo.com/lastweektonight

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I believe Paul Atreides could’ve been a Sith Lord but Anakin Skywalker couldn’t have led the Fremen (too much sand)

34 counts. Lol. Lmao even.

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oh, you're going to take a power nap? gonna be a big strong efficient man while you nap? have fun out there. I'm gonna take my lil cozy sleepy boy nap and we'll see who has more fun with it

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preorder signed, personalized copies of ABSOLUTION from midtown reader www.midtownreader.com/absolution-h...

Loading up on antihistamines before visiting a house with cats like Jason Statham in Crank trying to keep his heart rate up

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Last month Roku TVs held a bunch of people hostage, disabling TVs unless they accepted a ToS agreement. I wrote about how we are in a golden age of user hostile consumer products and the pervasive sense that the quality of the things we buy is decaying (GIFT LINK) www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

Welcome to the Golden Age of User Hostilitywww.theatlantic.com They don’t make ’em like they used to!

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The stunning Southern Reach 10th Anniversary editions of Annihilation, Authority, and Acceptance, with art by Pablo Delcan. Out July 30, from Picador USA. With new introductions by Karen Joy Fowler, N.K. Jemisin, and Helen Macdonald. PEOPLE's exclusive here: people.com/jeff-vanderm...

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Major news for Area X fans: ABSOLUTION, the fourth Southern Reach novel! Exclusive cover reveal and details at PEOPLE. Also, 10th anniversary editions of Annihilation, Authority, Acceptance, with new covers and introductions by Karen Joy Fowler, @nkjemisin.bsky.social, and @hjm.bsky.social !!

'Annihilation' Author Jeff VanderMeer Adding Fourth Book to 'Southern Reach Trilogy' (Exclusive)people.com Author Jeff VanderMeer is adding a fourth book to the 'Southern Reach Trilogy.' See the cover of the new installment, 'Absolution,' plus new 10th anniversary covers for the original three books.

No! No!! www.indiewire.com/news/breakin...

Can't stop thinking about a phrase I heard in an npr segment on social media - "you might think it's girls heaven but actually it's girls hell"

This is genuinely a masterpiece of writing about the most important of topics - food

Here it is. 18 academics from across a wide array of disciplines weigh in: is a hot dog a sandwich? Plus @davidswanson.bsky.social made the most delightful illustration I've ever seen. buttondown.email/theswordandt...

Notable Sandwiches #89: Hot Dogbuttondown.email Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where I, alongside my charming and long-suffering editor David Swanson, trip merrily through the befuddling...

Infinitely more useful than the 0-5 scale with the apple about this.

RIP to the king. Saturday morning cartoons wouldn't have been the same without DBZ

BREAKING: Manga artist Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball, has died at 68

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ME: *to my wife* god, im really tired. i think im going to go ahead and go to bed early. THE KABUKI PERFORMER WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND DRAMATIZES MY ACTIONS AND EMOTIONAL STATES: *banging a huge cymbal*

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FACT: 100% of drivers WILL die FACT: The flesh is weak. Steel is unyielding FACT: I am going to run you over with a car

That's Right

people on twitter are weird (derogatory) people on bluesky are weird (complimentary)

That's Right

people on twitter are weird (derogatory) people on bluesky are weird (complimentary)

The Marvels was great, really feels like they told the director to just go nuts since their other stuff has been fizzling out.

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Okay wow this is delightful neal.fun/internet-art...

Internet Artifactsneal.fun Browse through the old internet

I have never posted. I will never post.

This is the true way of the zen master

one of the most powerful skills you can ever master for yourself is "yes, it sucks, and i love it". once you learn this you are free

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oh shoot my doordash is here brb

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me talking to coworkers: yea i’ve got a real crook in my neck the thieving imp holding a knife to my trachea: you better shut the fuck up

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Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.

‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For Thatwww.theonion.com The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...

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a pair of baby shoes with a ton of wear and tear on em tells a pretty sad story too. what could this baby have been running from

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If those 12 foot skeletons from Home Depot you all love so much come to life, I honestly don’t know who among you is prepared to do what needs to be done.