Haplo

@haplo.bsky.social

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PRONOUNS: they, she

NOUNS: higher ed acessibility specialist, Masshole, nerd, burner, artist, leftist(?), dachshund & cat carer

ADJECTIVES: white, queer, exvangelical, neurodivergent

VERBS: hyperfocus, craft, mask, post

I 💜 heavily
📝 please alt-text

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:( friends' wedding in 2 hours lol

see this, post a pic hello from my favorite arts collective camping festival! this piece was my favorite communal participatory performance art.

IF U SEE THIS, U HAVE 2 POST A PIC FROM UR TELEPHONE W/OUT EXPLAINING IT

it's been over a week and I'm still thinking about Kendrick's smile right before "King Kunta"

well, this is ominous

I heard that @tshellstudio.bsky.social is ill and needs a cat picture Here's a cat/dove staredown.

WEATHER IS HAPPENING

I'm sad that BODE never took off

pic 1: local PD this morning, online pics 2-4: local PD this morning, next door a fun way to wake up! one dude unarmed who went calmly btw

my timeline knows how to celebrate

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Fuck You I Quit

Would you mind adding alt text to your images please? It's only a few more clicks and it's an appreciated accessibility tool. for those who need it:

Successfully touched: grass fuzzy dog butt lots and lots of sticks for a human-sized bird nest

Reply to

Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩

This is Baxter! He would love to be Masuke's friend. Does Masuke bark loudly too?

Reply to

Ben Fowler

just so you know 😂

@profmarylewis.bsky.social your next post is your 1000th post!

using my specialized proboscis to get every last bit out of the pudding cup

Faculty encampment??? let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO www.instagram.com/p/C6t31hRLnP9/

let's go

This was the "police contraption": www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...

It is difficult to imagine a situation where the moral lines are more clear, where the ethical imperative is more obvious. A genocide is occurring, and US tax dollars are equipping the troops carrying it out. Those troops are SHOOTING CHILDREN IN THE HEAD. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/a...

‘Not a normal war’: doctors say children have been targeted by Israeli snipers in Gazawww.theguardian.com IDF says it ‘completely rejects’ charge that its soldiers deliberately fired on any of the thousands of civilians killed in Israeli offensive

holy shit

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Matt Binder

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holy shit. In complete sincerity this would have been a perfect performance of 4'33". (reposting in quote so as to add alt text)

This is maybe the most beautiful accidental explanation of a power of a work of art I've ever read in my life.

1 cat 1 dog 4 lemurs: 2 ringtail, 1 sifaka, 1 Grafaiai

I'm kinda conscientious so I would like produce a concept car or a CGI model or something but even if he just has a powerpoint slide that says "COMING IN 2025, TESLA MODEL 2, starting at $24,999" thats gonna be enough for the stock pumpers to grab onto.

excellent statement in support of USC valedictorian Asna Tabassum from her prof., Wolf Gruner (Shapell-Guerin Chair in Jewish Studies), who cofounded her resistance to genocide minor dailytrojan.com/2024/04/19/p...

Punishing personal opinions is the first step toward authoritarianism - Daily Trojandailytrojan.com I cofounded the resistance to genocide minor. It is appalling that USC has caved to unfounded accusations against the valedictorian.

This is a good joke and also a fun alt text exercise 😃 Dua Lipa stuns as congressional gerrymander.

RT @nagy_minaj.twitter.com Dua Lipa stuns as congressional gerrymander

little good things

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Coach Finstock

Fair