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They're bastard creatures and I love them dearly! Mary Sue named because she has never known hardship and is instantly good at everything, and Jolean because he's a good boy

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸

My iguanas look at me with deep rage and resentment every time I eat a pear near them. Also I couldn't agree more.

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Cap’n Watsisname

You're welcome

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When I was younger, all i wanted was to be older. Now that i'm older, all i want to do is get murdered.

Catapulting my diseased putrescent corpse through the window of a hedge fund office to prove an important point

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)

If I lived with Charles Brown I think I would also hate him

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I don't consider it "poisoning", which is why I call it "lead training" and use it as an opportunity for growth.

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This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.

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TWISTER is such a great movie. The good storm chasers have sensors that are balls, which are round and wholesome, and the bad storm chasers have sensors that are cubes, the most evil shape.

Growing up surfing the world wide web unsupervised, finding websites with photos of you in places you've never been next to people you've never known. A pop up ad showing Jeffery the Toys r Us Giraffe strangling a man with a wire.

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swirlOsquirrel

They don't make em like they used to. My car craves lead gas

We're going at it!

He and I go back and forth. However if it came down to getting someone.....the Cumberland River is so close right now.....*I'm absolutely kidding*

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me: hello, i have a structured settlement- jg wentworth: go on me: but I don’t need cash now jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed

"I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the sting zone!" Millions of wasps burst from Coyotes abdomen. The film crew scatters

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nattie winters

Always something new with animals.

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Grimm Bro: I'm imagining a wolf stalking & eating a girl — Grimm Bro2: Write that down to read to children

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)

You can't be trusted with a pair of safety scissors you fucking hellish ghoul man.

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dugglebutt

There's that and also the fact I hate when people say "the Los Angeles Angels" the the angels angels

Follow him or don't, I'm not your mother, but if you don't I can't promise your saftey

My birthday is this week, in lieu of gifts or flowers, you could help me get to 1k followers on this silly website.

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dugglebutt

Catching my perishing to the heat as soon as I exit the hell hole known as LAX Just instantly dead on the ground because the sun is doesn't understand personal space in the desert man, nature's hospice

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Well if you're willing to bend an ear you will also hear the dolcite tones of my flute!