Banger of a comedy news story in today’s Times. It gets funnier and funnier with every paragraph until the punchline of “it’s all Apple’s fault that I [a man who visited prostitutes for several years] was divorced by my wife when she found out.”
Also also, the opening explanation of "he turned to prostitutes in the last years of his marriage" sounds like he did it because his marriage was in trouble - when in fact his marriage was in trouble because he did it.
"He turned to prostitutes in what would have been the middle years of his marriage if he understood the basics of how cloud storage works" is a less snappy way of saying it
"We were very happily married and had been for over 20 years. I think what had been a superb marriage has been thrown away for something which many men do, and some women do, but mainly men.”
Hmmm….
Also “If I could have spoken to my wife rationally…” she would have been convinced that she was making a silly hysterical fuss over nothing and it’s perfectly fine for me to visit prostitutes? Terrifying arrogance, she is so well rid of him!
Clippy would have reminded him he was deleting local information and he’d need to take extra steps to delete from iCloud. He would even have taken him through it, step by step, ending with wasting a sarcastic but earnest “Good job, Dick!”
It is clear the businessman is the one doing the soliciting here & my mind goes to the process of soliciting bids for privatisation via contracting out of services.
A very silly train of thought but "if I had been able to talk to her rationally" doesn't merit serious consideration on its own terms.
Although he may well have a case. The delete confirmation dialog does clearly say the message will be deleted from all linked devices and it never happens.
If so, that'd be a serious safety issue for, as an example, someone making plans to leaving an abusive partner. I helped a friend escape her dangerous husband years back, and he'd hacked into her Facebook, so we had to talk in code online. We also relied on being able to delete messages.
Does it? I can delete messages from my phone and never see any such warning appear; it only gives you that warning when deleting on desktop, which is exactly what "Richard" did *not* do - and when I just tested that, it did indeed delete them from my phone.
I just tested this myself. It also very clearly says that the now deleted message(s) will remain in the RECENTLY DELETED folder for 30 days.
My take?
He's a busy man, who wouldn't bother to read a meaningless bit of dialogue; after all, he deleted the msg, it confirmed, the rest is BS, right?
Ha!