The Kid Whisperer

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Conservative Friend also exploring Judaism. I love babies and children, books, sports, and silliness. No justice, no peace.

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Behold the greatest academic footnote in recorded history

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hi! Are you doomscrolling? It's easy to lose track of time during breaking news. If you don't have to monitor social media for your job, how about an offline activity like reading a book, cleaning, or cooking a meal? Try not to stay up too late tonight. You still deserve time to rest and recover.

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Never give up. Somewhere out there is a crumbling castle that needs a new ghost, a dungeon that needs a new dragon, or a misty forest that needs a new moss ghoul, murmuring in the gloom. I believe in you.

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The master really doesn't want you using the master's tools to dismantle the master's house.

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NO NEW DONATIONS AS OF 6PM 🕕 💕💸 🆙💰 If you’re able to contribute, thank you in advance! linktr.ee/jskylerinc

I’m seriously FUCKED If I don’t get donations pouring in today. I needed $600 as of ✨yesterday✨and I still have only six days to raise the remaining $2000. 💕💸 🆙💰 linktr.ee/jskylerinc #HelpSky #BlackSky

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Congratulations to Shota Imanaga, All-Star and Cub!

I appreciate this so much

With Disability Pride Month in full swing, I've been thinking about how a lot of writing productivity advice is actively harmful if you're dealing with chronic illness, disability, or anything other than default factory settings. Be kind to yourself and do what works for *you*.

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incidentally I am an emergency physician and I use a walker

IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?

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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AMISH BUTTER BUTTER HAS NO ORDNUNG

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She won a Pulitzer for exposing how the country's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail. "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

She exposed how the nation's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail.www.nbcnews.com "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

I was able to help a little, but I’m hoping this repost can help more. Maybe some folks are looking for a new Patreon?

As of today, my SSDI application is only 37% processed. It’s likely I won’t have a verdict until SEPTEMBER. Until then, I’m entirely dependent on GFM and Patreon! gofund.me/e2f82f32 / linktr.ee/jskylerinc 💕💸 #HelpSky #MutualAidRequest #BlackSky #TransCrowdFund #DisabilityCrowdFund

Disability Leave Fund, organized by J Skyler Robinsongofund.me Hi everyone. After consulting with my primary physician, I was placed on disability leave for … J Skyler Robinson needs your support for Disability Leave Fund

There’s nothing like the Olympic trials to make me feel geriatric

Whrn your migraine convinces you that you haven’t paid your rent even though you’ve been on Autopay for two years

Shabbat shalom to all. May Shabbat bring us rest in this time of great turmoil.

Bill Cobbs, best known in my heart as Del Paxton in “That Thing You Do!”, has died. Mr. Cobbs, thank you so much for all your work.

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Oh hey! The ebook of my BSFA, Nebula, Locus, Crawford, and Nommo award nominated novel is on sale for just $2.99. Grab it if you like a spicy, character-driven, postcolonial, anticapitalist, African fantasy heist adventure with gods, magic and monsters.😉📗🌍 astrapublishinghouse.com/product/shig...

A mythic tale of disgruntled gods, revenge, & a heist across two worlds, SHIGIDI AND THE BRASS HEAD OF OBALFUON by @wtalabi.bsky.social is ideal for fans of Nnedi Okorafor, Neil Gaiman, Marlon James, & Karen Lord. Snag it in ebook this month for only $2.99. astrapublishinghouse.com/product/shig...

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What are you looking for? 1. an old castle to haunt 2. a misty forest to wander 3. quiet time & wine 4. curly fries & cash

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Reggie Jackson details sickening racism he faced playing in Alabama: ‘Wouldn’t wish it on anybody.’dlvr.it Thursday night’s Major League Baseball game at Rickwood Field honored the Negro Leagues, but it also evoked horrific memories for many Black players, including Reggie Jackson. The San Francisco Giants and St. Louis Cardinals played at historic Rickwood…

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Them: ADHD isn’t a disability, it’s a super power! Me: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SUPERPOWER MAKES YOU HEAR THE THEME SONG TO CHARLES IN CHARGE ON LOOP FOR A WEEK

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May I offer everyone a baked potato during this trying Pride

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If you’ve been looking for a way to help Congolese people displaced by war, I’m working with Focus Congo to raise funds for water filters. Easily preventable water-borne disease is rampant in the camps, and we can stop it! Any amount, even $5, helps! gofund.me/5617f359

Help Bring Clean Water to Congo, organized by Alyssa Colegofund.me People in Congo's displacement camps need CLEAN WATER, and we're going to help them get it… Alyssa Cole needs your support for Help Bring Clean Water to Congo

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One would never expect a historic example of Christianity creating powerful institutions for judging people they don't like and punishing them for decisions from conservative norms.

They believe in a bastardized version of Christianity that’s reverse engineered from their biases. It does not teach compassion but gives them permission to judge people they don’t like and punish them for deviations from conservative norms. It has never been rooted in service to others

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my elderly Egyptian Uber driver happily informed me that he “supports the gays now” because he lives with a lesbian couple and “the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was”, happy pride everyone

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[At the gay club] HIM: Dude what’s in your pocket? ME: I’m doing the handkerchief code thing. HIM: That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this? [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: Sir the merchant frigate has indicated it’s a bottom into blowjobs

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Happy Pride, all ya big queers www.lifeisasacredtext.com/big-dyke-ene...

Big Dyke Energywww.lifeisasacredtext.com On The Patriarchy, Women's Sexuality, and the Invention of Heterosexuality

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Hi, i've burned out of more jobs than i can list in the character limit. My greatest hits include, "HR is not your friend", "You might love your job but it'll never love you back", "The workers' compensation board isn't your friend either", and "I wish i'd figured all this out 20 years ago"

Hi, I'm an environmental scientist. My greatest hits include, "do not eat that", "I can't tell you what plant that is until you tell me where you found it", "forest fires ARE natural but climate change is making them worse", and "policy and regulations are imperfect and must be constantly updated"

Middle age: when you need six Salonpas patches to recover from a good night’s sleep

If I hear ONE MORE PERSON suggest that “theft” is the reason Hy-Vee is leaving a food desert in a certain neighborhood in my town, people are going to start hearing about their racist assumptions. I hate fighting on Facebook, but sometimes you gotta.

Yes, let’s DO call SWAT on Miss Thimble

This lady looks like this LMAO, cops ironically never beating the bitch-made allegations