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we are quickly running out of social security numbers available to assign and very soon we will launch into a frenzied panic and meltdown of society
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We will each have a qr code
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i have bad news about QR code availability…
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We can make them bigger
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Yeah, but what if there are 2^(8*2953)+1 Americans?
Numbers are better because you can memorize them.
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we need ipv6 addresses
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It's effectively unlimited since we can store like 4k in the biggest ones?
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They should tattoo it on our necks so we don't lose them
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Okay, but hear me out: Social Security Wingdings
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we’ll need to start putting Xx_xX on each SSN like gamertags
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thats okay we will just start identifying people based on vibes
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yeah and we would blow through all 26 social security letters pretty quick
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they should start randomly pairing up people. 2 people per number and the money's pooled. make it interesting
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Mass hysteria! Cats and dogs, living together!!!
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NAT but for SSNs. Reserving 127-00-xxxx for private use
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yeah or so Ive been told because i forgot how the topic came up but someone way younger than me got a really really low ssn and we started looking in to it. also, they are batch assigned by region. so, like, all the people born in a certain hospital will have the same prefix in their SSN
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This is not what the article says. This 2010 article is about theft of SSNs. Numbers that have been used by more than one person. The government didn't reassign them.
Point is, if there are huge masses of duplicates in the system, then 'out' doesn't have much meaning. Even before that though, just for the math of it: 9 digits in decimal gives a possible 1,000,000,000 unique numbers so 'out'. again, doesn't have much meaning. Less than 1/3 should be current.
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that's wild!! I always wondered
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Not to be That Guy here, but AKSHULLY, they did used to be like this, but now I think they're essentially random. Or at least, they're not so regimented. You're right about the old system, though. You could look up the code and it would tell you your state of birth and the year the # was issued.
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planes will fall from the sky and banking servers will explode nobody has a solution
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We can always just get rid of the billionaires to make room. And don't worry, the Boomers will be gone soon
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Hear me out... Social security ice cream flavours.
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fx: lapsed COBOL devs rubbing hands and seeing the $$$$ signs #ShadesOfMilleniumBug
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they roll over to 000 again like an odometer.
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Oh thank god, I thought we would have to keep going!
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Soon we will have to use social security letters, and eventually one of those random combinations of letters is going to assemble a terrorist threat, this is the danger facing America
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This is not true there are 350 million numbers left to assign, enough for 70 years
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ur new ssn will be ur credit card #, pls type it in here for confirmation 👍
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Gonna start incorporating letters and decimal points
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Just switch to base-20. 512 times as many unique numbers.
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Eh, just throw an ampersand and at symbol in there
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Do you think they'll start re-using the social security numbers of people who have been dead for over 50 years or something?