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Grolk

@kalakalka.bsky.social

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Back on my bullshit 👌😩👌
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Just bought #palworld and I’m happy to support its developers because fuck #pokemon boring ass game I know it’s a total rip off that’s exactly why I bought it.
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I can’t tell liberals the extent that there is no safety or comfort in “oh, fascists are just stupid and crazy 💖”
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Share where you’re at via meme format
Share where you're at via meme format
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Something really fucked up just happened to me 1/n
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What’s worse? Getting one of those “national emergency warning this is not a drill” messages on your tv, or finding out that every cable channel including CSPAN is just playing a non-stop “Full House” marathon?
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Really? All it takes to subjugate the noble will of the working class is bisexual Oreos? Fuck me.
If The Corporations think they can just lure me in with marketing gimmicks like vaporwave pop rocks space cookies, well then yes, yes they absolutely can.
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Question for my occultist and leftist friends at #witchsky and #esotericsky: How do you reconcile your spiritual metaphysics with a political theory that has historically promoted Atheism and relied on a strict materialist ontology? I’m asking as an esotericist grappling with that contradiction.
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Ok but have you ever tried biting into a biscotti that’s been dipped in black coffee for juuuussstt the right amount of time?
Some of the most sublime ecstasy allowed to us on earth is experienced by people in bipolar mania.
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Put it all on a bond market. At 4% interest that’s a stable return of $1.4 million a year. Comfy living aside, I’d just buy delinquent medical debt and forgive it. I’d also invest heavily on permaculture and ecological projects.
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Ok but can we please all admit that Bobby Hill growing up to become a gay furry living with his parents makes absolute perfect sense?
this is the true endgame for AI: conservatives can now actually make up anything they want to get mad at
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“…and here is why this is bad for Biden”
truly a historic presidency
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When you nut but they keep sucking
I hate when this happens too me
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The worst part about being a male feminist is that no one even congratulates you or tells you how important you are to the movement. Is it even worth it at this point?
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Posts like these miss the actual point of socialism: boys being able to play a power fantasy online where they can shitpost about firing squads and class warfare, and do twitch gaming streams while calling it praxis. Please make space for the real leftists, at least.
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“Segregation and violence against queer people have become legal in several states. Here’s why that’s good news for homeowners.” OpEd by Laurence Douglas Fink for Slate
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DONT CAP THE OVERDRAFTS IT HELPS THE FUCKING ECONOMY AMD BIDEN NEEDS IT TO WIN. JUST DONT BUY FOOD FOR LIKE A WEEK YOU BITCH. FUCK
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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THE OFFICIAL REPORT SAYS WE’RE GOOD SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT FUCK
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No it’s not that we were watching Star Wars videos on YouTube. We got radicalized in the far right and started hating immigrants because they’re putting WOMEN in lead roles in Star Wars 🙄 At least TRY to make some logical arguments, please.
One of the weirdest experiences of my life was watching male co-workers go hard right because they’d watched too many Star Wars videos on Youtube.
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The culture war takes many casualties. Today, I am one of them 😔
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As a straight man who’s deeply involved in sexism, this kind of post with mocking tone makes me feel unsafe and unwanted here. I’m just minding my own business being a sexist, and boom, all of a sudden I get made fun of. It’s not ok. It will never be ok.
That's right ladies, who's excited to enjoy the tremendous advantage of dating a guy who believes you're a 24-hour day care facility and restaurant with some sex parts attached out back
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Lmao people are losing their minds over the ad, but don’t realize that Adventure Island Merge has some of the most realistic animal defecation in the game industry right now. You’re not gonna find this 4K pig shitting in any console. Get outta here with that “woke” stuff. Let people enjoy pig shit 🙄
Reinstalled Insta and literally the first ad I see is a cartoon pig explosively shitting while waiting for the bathroom. Mobile game ad creators should be hunted for sport
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Hey guys I’m GROLK now
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I have no thoughts and I must post*
i have No Thoughts to Post
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Man, what do I gotta do to get you guys mad at me so I can have notifications popping off like nuts?
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Jesus saw, and Jesus wept.
just now learning about the gen z bible. it's so much worse than you can imagine