Kashana: Martha Ann Alito is furiously googling “how to hang an American flag even more upside down”

Martha Ann Alito is furiously googling “how to hang an American flag even more upside down”

*sam gets home from a hard day of taking away people's rights* "honey why is the house upside down"

There’s gonna be flag origami at the Alito house before this is over.

Upside-down AND at half-staff

and on fire

34 upside-down flags at the Alito property this evening.

Mrs. Alito's so mad, she hung her flag the *right* side up!

Hiring a contractor to create an upside down version of her house so that the flag is upside down but she can claim that it's the right way up for the house

Sam is out there desperately trying to hacksaw that pole down, or telling a flunkie to, rather

Oh, no, Sam is on the phone asking his flag dealer if he’s got anything apartheid.

Sam Alito browsing the Rhodesia isle of the flag store right now.

“No, I was hoping for more of a [pretends to clear throat] vintage South African flag”

If you convince Martha-Ann Alito to hang you upside down from a flag pole while screaming obscenities, her husband and his buddies back the hell out of your business. That's how this works, right?

She's gonna have to Klein bottle it.

This is so nerdy I think I'm in love!

I sprayed the lighter fluid, but it was my wife that lit the flag. I only spit on my neighbors because I was trying to extinguish the flames.

Upside-down *& backwards* this time!

Inventing the Moebius Flag.

oh I CACKLED

Finally an American President with real convictions.

You win, that's the best one

I just made a blue sky and all I see are posts about flags.. what's going on?? 😅

Sexually Suggestive

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benito alito completo finito.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 But we all know it wasn’t Martha Ann.

Double upside down flag recipes

😂

Marth, Marth, Marth, Marth, Martha Ann…

we need to get out in mass november and remove as many republicans from office as we can relegate trump republican nazi clown party to oblivion

Upside down at half mast and dragging on the ground would be my bet. Maybe put it in a truck flag pole but installed incorrectly so it's also dragging along the ground

or just straight up fly north korea

Upside down, half mast US flag; North Korean flat over, full staff

lol

They turned the house upside down too!

Ah, sweet Martha Ann. The true Upside-Downer.

On her own accord. *wink* ah *wink*

Oh NOW is when to wish her the most messed-up AI response 😂😂

Tell her hwat: we string her up by her toes like Mussolini and ALL the flags will be flying upside down!

Nah. She's trying to decide between a Confederate flag or a Russian one.

She's gonna hang the all-black one next, just wait

Hawwwwww!!!!

She’s making it suck for all us Marthas and I for one am PISSED. I used to laugh at the Karens but now it’s coming for meeeeeee…

vexedillology

She'll try an Appeal to Hell flag this rime.

how to hang an American flag the upside-downest!

is there some way to turn that fucker inside out

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