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Are they being booked by JJ Abrams

More booking photos from Fulton County (clockwise from left): Ray Smith, David Shafer, Ken Chesebro, Cathy Latham

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Did I have the wrong director? 😂 https://bsky.app/profile/sharky.bsky.social/post/3k5luzrrpeu24

The poor photographer never had to shoot so many fair faces. "Overexposed again, dammit."

Ooof. But probably true.

Ray Smith went full serial killer

Shafer sporting the StayPuft Marshmallow Man visage.

Wes Anderson.

Very “final scene of Hot Fuzz” energy. youtu.be/18QEfYbGa-g?...

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I can really see Kyle MacLachlan filling the Cheseboro roll in the near future.

Looks like the worst Zoom call ever.

Someone needs a ring light.

Rough casting call for The Usual Suspects

No lens flare.

I kind of get a Coen brothers feel from them. Or maybe Hot Fuzz.

Definitely Hot Fuzz. "We have to do a considerable amount of paperwork."

Anything that makes them look worse 🤣

Soulless creatures don't appear on film, so they have to reflect the light off them to capture the mug shot.

I mean, technically isn't that how all film works? It captures the light reflecting off of the subject?

Cheeze Bro. Cheeze Bro.

So many lens flares.

A skeevier bunch of dipshits would be hard to find. Actually not

Maybe, hard to tell, how’s the audio mixing?

One of the themes that runs through Stanley Kubrick's films is a shot of a character at the height of their psychosis where they stare directly into the camera and give you that really great crazy look... Just saying.

Ray Smith looks dastardly

Needs more lens flares.

Zing!

David is enjoying himself.

Legitimate LOL

Someone needs to make toilet paper with all the mugshots.

B-

Just how low does Cathy's top go????

I wonder if Shafer will still be smiling at the end of this.

pretty sure Cathy is unprepared to do the time

That moment when you realize you may have made a terrible mistake...

It's always the smiling that are guilty.

Wasn't Mr. Smith in Twin Peaks?

Smith and Chesebro could be February and March in next year's constipation calendar.

These and Rudy's photos make me think of headshots for casting cameos in Borat 3. {running and hiding}

Ken Chesebro sure looks like Peter Gallagher, right? And Ray Smith looks like Quentin Tarantino

I was thinking Chester Gould, but I guess you're referencing the lighting.

The mug shot photographer wasn't going to bother to change the lights. "I got twenny more peeps to do before lunch"

Enough with the warm up acts...

"would you like to buy some cheese?" - kenneth chesebro, cheese bro.

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