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If Sam Alito truly loved his wife, he’d retire immediately so she can live out her lifelong dream of literally letting her freak flags fly
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She also explained her thirst for vengeance with her German heritage. Immensely comforting, isn’t it.
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If her German heritage is the reason for her reprisals then shouldn't she want to fly a flag that says die Schande? Why say it in Italian? Scold them in the language of your people!!!
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She likes to go out on a different axis sometimes.
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It's almost Flag Day
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Like Chekhov's gun, but instead weird fuckin' flags
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it’s also trump’s birthday…
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You just know she wants to be allowed to go completely banana-pants on Nextdoor.
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Who says she isn’t?
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We all have our dreams.
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I'm all for flying a "shame" flag at the Alito house.
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The fact that Sam couldn’t retire for at least four more years probably explains the Alito’s frustration with the 2020 election as much as their political ideology does.
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Hmm, I feel like the Germans have historically been better at dishing it out than taking it so I’m gonna have to question her scholarship there
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“I made a flag in me head” is where I lost it
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I wrote this a week or two ago, after Alito's snarky letter. I know structured verse is passe, but what can I say? I've never been cool.
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If I were the people across the lagoon I'd now put up a Sacred Heart of Jesus flag right alongside the pride flag. That'll mess with her. It's symbolism is more consistent with pride anyway.
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She can buy all of her materials from Hobby Lobby. Maybe do a tik tok; perhaps, sell them on Etsy.
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If you've heard the tape, she really does sound deranged.
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There's a lady with a full medieval nun's habit in there somewhere.
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BRB, creating a sockpuppet account named Vergogna Covfefe
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She doesn't mean retirement. She means when they can wear the armbands out in public.
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Please let her fly her shame flag. It really fits with the whole “my neighbors were mean to me, so I am going to fly a critical distress flag” crybaby aesthetic.
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She’s sounds so normal, doesn’t she?
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Some folks define disagreement as verbal persecution.
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Christ, I thought my father had a nasty case of Bigoted-Old-Guinea she's approaching Grandma-Mingya levels...
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😄😂😃😁😀😂😀😃😄😂
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Her dream is to be the reason why the HOA has a committee to review and approve any and all flags
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It is perhaps fitting that Sandra Day O’Connor’s replacement is doing whatever it takes to engineer a Republican presidency so his replacement can be appointed by a Republican.
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She sounds like a real peach.🤦‍♂️
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her neighbor could do the funniest f-ing thing. . ,
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Vergogna was not the vocab word I was expecting
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Would it be copyright infringement if someone literally made this flag so their neighbors could just start flying it right now for her? Kind of take away the impact?
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I'm guessing Alito doesn't want to be home with his bitter wife anymore than Melania wants her felon fella ordered to home confinement.
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But can he afford the time machine to take her back home to the Holy Roman Empire?
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"Vergogna" is probably Italian for "vajayjay."
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Any flag she makes with Italian on it needs to be met with the upside down Mussolini.
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