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The Sandy Hook parents should get whatever punishment they want from Alex Jones, period. If one of my kids had been massacred in kindergarten and some braying jackass in the media not only called it all fake but made millions off doing so, I wouldn’t stop punching his face until they tased me
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Actually, there are moments as a parent where that extra gear kicks in — when my kids needed emergency care I could’ve carried them to the hospital. I’m pretty sure I’d shrug off a taser and just keep punching.
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It would energize you and every punch would become a lightning strike.
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when life hands you tasers from fascists, do backflips.
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I'd go for the Hussite flail. Really gets your point across.
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Have your kids ever had to calm you down? That’s a fun place to be too/
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He must have bodyguards because yeah in their place I’d have beaten him with a lovely softball bat
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The headline I’m most proud of in my career.
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most of my deeply held principles about “nobody should suffer ” have an Alex Jones Exception
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In a just world, the maximum amount anyone should have to suffer would be capped at the net amount of suffering they have caused others.
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In which case I want Alex Jones with just barely enough money to survive, but constantly having to go into debt again and move as his own fanboys SWAT him because they are now convinced that he is secretly a Democrat.
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And I would body block the people trying to tase you so you could keep punching Jones in the face.
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There might be a line, like that one scene in Airplane!
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And I would pin his hands behind his back so you could get clear shots.
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This is why we're friends, because I thought this exact same thing.
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I admire the judge's sense of timing since yesterday was commencement for what would have been their graduating class.
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Oh shit I hadn’t even thought of that timing.
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I'm honestly surprised the face-punching thing hasn't happened to him already.
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It is utterly despicable that he encouraged his deranged followers to torture the grieving parents for YEARS. The Sandy Hook class that survived that massacre just graduated high school.
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Dissolve InfoWars. Take any remaining money owed from the pockets of its executives, its investors, anyone who ever made a dime off it.
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Ditto. What he did was literally worthy of the stockade, something I've never said about anyone else
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I don’t believe in hell but a small part of me wishes it was real just for him (and a handful of other people)
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His compound isn’t super far from where I live. Thinking about buying a few of his things and parading around with them, only more liberal and gay and communist like.
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If I was the parent of a child murdered in a kindergarten classroom and had to endure what those parents in Sandy Hook had to endure, they would have to shoot me to stop me from beating Alex Jones to death with my bare hands.
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He should be hanged by the neck until dead
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Or just beaten to within inches of death by Sandy Hook parents
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Let him heal. Then start again. You just can’t have just the first parent have the satisfaction.
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It's not just that he said the shooting was fake. He pushed the idea these people who lost their children in a horrific way were actually evil agents working to enslave humanity. And his audience, some of whom genuinely believe lizard aliens want to take over the world, were ready to kill them.
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If anyone wants to know how depraved and sociopathic Alex Jones really is, check out the podcast "Knowledge Fight" with Dan and Jordan.
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It's essential listening to truly understand what a scumbag Alex has always been.
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I ask myself, is THIS the first time I heard the term “crisis actor”? I think it may be.
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As badly as he has been doing at paying the damages, Sandy Hook parents should have the option of coming by at any time, any day, and punching him in the body part of their choice.
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Attended a good friend’s daughter’s wedding in early April..in Kauai. This a-hole was staying at the same hotel…my husband had to hold me back from speaking my mind to that despicable piece of garbage…he was there spending the money that rightfully belongs to those poor families 🤬
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Every time Alex Jones loses in court an angel gets its wings! Not only that, the world happiness quotient goes up by at least two points!
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It is our patriotic duty to destroy conspiracy grifting as a financially viable career.
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This is also why we need to aggressively regulate the supplement industry.
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And he doxxed the grieving parents. He’s a monster.
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Some of them had to move like 3 or 4 times, because he sent crazy people after them. The man’s karma is so bad, even after they take his money, he’s going to face eons in a Hell Realm getting kicked in the nads repeatedly.
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Kevin, Kevin. When striking bone, employ a utensil. It's on the first page of the manual.
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I would help hold him down for you, but only with the promise that I can get a few hits in when you need to take a breather.
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