kilgore trout: the presidential debates should just be here’s a laptop first guy to connect to the wifi with no help wins

the presidential debates should just be here’s a laptop first guy to connect to the wifi with no help wins

the password is password

That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage

I better go change the combination to my luggage!

youtu.be/oHNEzndgiFI?... Makes me think of this

Convert a word document to pdf file

Good tiebreaker

if they both manage then the follow up is to send an email to someone, copy a second person on it and blond carbon copy a third person

There's a terrible joke lurking in there for "blond copy".

The password is “password in all uppercase with quotation marks” all lower case without quotation marks

The bit will work better with a moderator reading the instructions.

"'the password is password'... I love riddles"

"mellon"

Make the password "black lives matter" to filter candidates who can't see the phrase without going off on a racist screed

I hate this timeline

capslock key gets hit, debate concluded after two days after the laptop is destroyed

Is that all caps?

first person to call their grandchild over to reset the router has to be desantis' press secretary

But don’t have any wifi networks available, so they both just stay in the room, forever trying, while the election moves on w 2 other candidates

I like the way you think.

Are they allowed a lifeline? Because if they’re allowed to call grand kids for tech help, I think only one of them has the advantage of a family that would actually answer

Stretch goal: insert USB stick correctly the first time?

c’mon, be realistic here lol

The man that can do that is no mortal. He is the true heir to the kingdom.

Welp, I'm out!

No presidency for you!

ive heard that the reason it doesnt work is because pushing it in the wrong way rearranges the lil plasticky lip on the inside and makes the third attempt actually work

"After further review, the result is that the Candidate Inserted the stick Correctly. Furthermore, the Rules do not state the computer is able to read or write files from/to the drive."

That's me disqualified

The presidential debate should be first guy to send an email to the moderator wins. They can use any device. Even one they bring with them.

two blustery farts lurking in a half-lit room connecting an old laptop to wireless internet is no basis for a system of government

We’ll need to set Biden to Wake-on-LAN.

First one would be on Windows. Second, iPhone. Third, Android.

Like an obstacle course?

arch linux for extra points!

If Trump lost he would just claim that Dell built in a secret chip to give Biden an advantage in exchange for kickbacks that Hunter will collect through a shell company that funnels money to immigrants who are all rapists... etc. And many many millions of Americans would believe him.

I know we want someone tech savy, but I think we can adjust for the relative ages..... First one to get a VCR (or Microwave) to stop blinking 12:00 wins.

The winner just unplugs it

The debate will be if the ketchup covering most of it from the bottle Trump threw counts.

Do they get a lunch break?

It be be based on their McDonald’s order. “I’ll have a fish sandwich and a Sanka.” LOSS

"Write fizzbuzz"

Also push-up contest.

Nobody who could do that would want the job.

I personally look forward to the tenure of President Geek Squad

We'd be there all damn day

I would like to see both of them hand their grandchild a werther's original and then talk to them for 3 minutes

You can be dictator for life if you convert a PDF

Split a multipage PDF into two separate documents, one half each

we'll be better off with no president anyway...

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