yeah to some extent you can tune that stuff out but the way that kids entertainment has become mass entertainment (star wars, marvel, etc) and that we're all interacting on the same platforms has given 30-40 year olds brain damage
the council of plex has decided that for the crime of watching caveman (1982) up until the regrettable scene where ringo starr invents roofies i will be stoned, biblically
my thumb feels like it needs a good pop, like i'm pulling on it and historically this is where the joint/tendon would realign satisfactorily but i am getting a premonition/warning pains that i am now deleteriously old enough that this will permanently maim me and pop catharsis is no longer possible
"broken clock is right twice a day" sucks. i hate this phrase. i want to design a better broken clock. when you shake it (sounds of loose gears and springs) it will tell you a random time that is not the current, correct time. it will be right no times a day. this ain't your grandpa's broken clock
25th biden, kamala gives one xanned out speech and people notice she's out of it too, 25th her too, i'd have to look up who the speaker is but i bet they're 80. i mean fuck it just keep 25thing the president so they never get to change the office decor
i clawed my way to gold stakes checkered victory through five level 27 flushes and i don't even feel like i achieved anything. it would have been a midly interesting story if this boss blind ruined me but to even get past ante 5 i had to get such a broken deck that i powered through 8 joylessly
something about Joe Biden that doesn’t get brought up enough re: his victory in 2020 is that there was a pandemic and he literally didn’t have to make public appearances for 6 months
Watching the speed run for balatro yesterday really bummed me out. guy's like nope bad seed and restarts over and over. if the best guy they could find treats it like a slot machine you gotta hit on the side to make pay out then what am i even doing here. spent over 2 weeks on gold stakes checkered
In the most recent The Boys, huey's plot line's resolution had all the emotional weight of a Sophie's Choice but it was presented with the comedic timing of homer saying I think i have a solution smash cut to tying seymour skinner to a train car outta town.
cut myself real bad and while staunching the bleeding couldn't stop thinking whats the word for when the yakuza does this on purpose (yubitsume) yubi something. anyway my finger did not fall off so i won't get to atone my shortcomings to the oyabun
if the focus groups are so disastrous for the dems will they send him to a farm upstate where he can play with all the dogs that bit too many secret service agents
my version of generational trauma are all the in jokes and references gen x writers tricked me into engraving into my brain when it was young like why do i need to know that Alice from flo's diner said "kiss my grits" nobody wants me saying it. why did Michael Showalter do this to me
I feel insane watching any comedy from exactly 1979 because james coco is not fat. I don't get it. we got loads of more fat people. but in the 70s james coco was the fattest you could imagine a person.
LOIS: Hm with half his face covered, you could almost mistake Clark Kent for Superman! But the Man of Steel famously refuses to mask in public…
CLARK: I hate breathing in poisonous CO2 as part of the coronavirus hoax, but if I don't wear this mask Lois might recognize me as the last son of Krypton!
you know how that boebert woman gave that guy a handjob in the theater during beetlejuice. i know she's bad and everything but i think it's dishonest not to even mention that beetlejuice would've approved
imagine driving a van with a frank frazetta style barbarian-chopping-off-a-wizard's-head airbrushed on the side as your primary car. I'm feeling good just imagining it. the death is certain wizard on the other side so you don't alienate anybody. Everyone would love you. hell yeah dude. cool van
