Microplastics Sommelier

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But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 the universally beloved bluesky poster formerly known as ‘Helmet.jpg’

Astro PhD 🔭 | Coffee-milk advocate ⚓︎ | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You

Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person

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can’t even proposition medical professionals for friendship anymore, because of woke

whatever could you mean? men of good conscience have long taken an intense interest in the integrity of women’s sports

(on my mind because of this)

Darts. Fucking Darts. That famously physical game... www.thepinknews.com/2024/07/08/t...

Trans darts player left 'broken' after tournament banwww.thepinknews.com Trans darts player Samantha Lewis has said she feels "broken" after being excluded from an English Open Darts tournament.

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N.N. Scott

same. i never know what people are doing on there, and every time i go to check zuckerberg shows me a bunch of posts from fan groups i don’t belong to.

Taking a break from social media. I’ll see you guys in a couple of minutes.

came out sort of garbled but i guess what i was trying to say here is that there’s actually a non-zero difference between good & bad things. you imbeciles. you fucking morons. and it’s fine to be hacks for the good things right now.

bending over backwards to show how ‘fair’ we are might feel noble, but it’s not making anyone’s life better. lefties need to have the courage of their convictions. 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴. our considered views are stronger than those of people who barely think about politics.

not *me* of course. i’ll still be detached and ironic. gotta maintain my image. but the rest of you…

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toilet bones

it pales in comparison to my method--promising to ruin their lives

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geoffrey

sounds fishy. must be something underhanded going on in “the cities” or something.

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Alex Cruikshanks

they would never have gotten away with it without their secret weapon: a majority of the voters

every time these goobers lose

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weeder

ha! amazing

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To cease being used we must become useless, that's how we take down capitalism. I am lying completely still.

perfect bluesky translation of mario savio's "bodies upon the gears speech"

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Popcorn is the only movie snack where they've really got you by the balls. Yeah let me just discreetly sneak in some hot buttery fluffy popcorn. Get real. You just gotta pay them for it

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Michael Tae Sweeney

it involves almond flour and meringue i believe

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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence

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tonigo

Wow. @nytimes.com has closed their Threads account and left the platform after days of getting just shredded in the replies for their handling of Biden post debate. Now they're getting dog piled on Instagram for running from Threads.

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srgrvsalot.bsky.social

i’ve had this one on my watch list for a while, better get around to it!

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Brendel

Again the proper response to Stephen Miller or Donald Trump or anyone claiming to not be in lockstep with Project 2025 is just to ask them “what part do you disagree with?”

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Jenna Smith

you would think! and yet

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Graham

i humbly accept this honor

go on…

“are there any historical antecedents for movements that talk about themselves like this? [looks at watch] better not think about it too hard.”

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Michael Tae Sweeney

"We're looking for the views of the common man, who will decide the outcome of the election. For word on that, we turn now to Wolf van Schalkwyk IV, the provocateur and rare earth metals industrialist who is testing a fleet of cryogenic 'escape pods' for the super rich in low-earth orbit next year."

shots fired

taking a moment to remember lindsay lohan’s touching tribute to arizona’s maverick senator

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Maggie Westrum

you gotta spock tuah and logic on that thang