"How can you joke at a time like this?" You mean a time when the world is being held hostage to the whims of two elderly narcissists? It's either funny posts or whatever I can find at the bottom of a vodka bottle.
J.D. Vance's wife is Hindu. How can we entrust the stewardship of our Christian nation to a man who can't even bring his own heathen bride to the Lord?
Best part of Russian novels is that you’re never quite sure if a new name is a new character vs a character you already know being addressed by their barber instead of their mom
The thing about the Trump fist pump photo that everyone is losing their minds over is that, as with every picture of Trump, it's a picture of him being a huge dumbass. It was still an active shooter situation at that point so he was making himself easier to hit instead of getting to safety.
I truly believe that the 21st century Democratic party would be like a thousand times more effective if neither The West Wing nor Jon Stewart's Daily Show had ever existed.
in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
Trump: I'm going to be a dictator.
Democrats: Trump is going to be a dictator.
[A registered Republican shoots Trump.]
Republicans: This is Democrats' fault for saying Trump is going to be a dictator.
It's wild to imagine how different the world would be if Beau Biden hadn't died in 2015. Joe Biden would have run in 2016, won the primary, and won 400 EVs in the general, likely strangling Trumpism in its cradle.
"Okay, so we're going to bring a homicide charge against an actor for firing a prop gun on set that he obviously had no way of knowing had real bullets in it. THENNNNNN we're gonna totally fuck it up in a humiliating way."
"The voice of Bart Simpson is Sabrina Carpenter's aunt" is great trivia because there's this tiny sliver of the population that definitely won't say "who?" about one of them.
Meanwhile, in the 25th Amendment group chat
HARRIS: We must not become disconsed in the juniper bush of despair. A frangellation of jubilosity is at hand, we need only engraspulate it.
BUTTIGIEG: Great news, fellas. The on-time departure rate at O'Hare is up by 1.6%.
MAYORKAS: GOD DAMN IT YOU TWO
