Dire Sloth

Dire Sloth

@magneticsara.bsky.social

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She/her I like science and people and food. Seattle-based, but not based in general. Black lives matter.

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The cybertruck is like if the killdozer's mom made it give its hand-me-downs to its little brother.

I've just decided polls don't exist anymore. Join me.

this is like how zero pundits saw the 2022 midterms coming even though there were several special elections before it where the democratic candidate won massively when polls said the opposite. lots of smart people said "yeah uh, polls are really bad". but pundits can't learn new concepts.

All-dressed chips are just barbecue.

This is silly.

can’t believe we have to say this again but vomit goes in the toilet. if you can’t make it to the toilet, use a trash can. or a plastic bag with no holes in it. do not use a bowl. definitely do not use a bowl that will ever touch food again. no it doesn’t matter how well you clean it. don’t do it

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post malone ergo propter malone

It’s more bullish on Biden than the other models but the other models don’t think he’s drawing dead either. This is 10 days after the debate. At some point if someone takes a knockout punch and keeps coming you have to consider that it might not have been a knockout punch.

It's disgusting to take all domestic labor for granted. Your mom was not paid money to feed you as an infant, but it came out of her hide.

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When the France election results are good

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li

[when i agree with the mob] that's democracy in action baby [when i disagree with the mob] populist nonsense, disregard

If France can handle this, so can we.

FASCISM IS NOT INEVITABLE

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If you want to pleasure a man, lean in close and whisper, "I think we should buy rc helicopters and race them professionally"

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Hot Trixie Summer

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t shirt that says “Haunted” in the Hooters font

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Organizers got enough signatures to put a measure protecting abortion on the ballot in Arkansas. In *Arkansas*. They had *no national support*. Ignore the pundits melting down over not being treated as Very Special Boys. Dobbs has fundamentally changed elections. Everything they know is wrong.

Arkansas abortion rights groups collect enough signatures to advance ballot measurewww.nbcnews.com A measure to enshrine abortion rights in the ruby red state’s constitution is now one step closer to making the November ballot — but major obstacles remain.

can't imagine caring enough about men to come up with this extensive a typology.

All I'm saying is that The Gays sorted this out years ago, and all it took was some differently-colored handkerchiefs.

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Canadian Antifa

String of mistakes extends to today. Forgot to show up to a volunteer shift, but I live close enough that I made it.

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potato.

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I do captioning for a living, & a big part of my job is cleaning up false starts & filler words. That has always been the norm at every media outlet. Print media edits Trump so carefully that you would never know what he actually sounds like. Doing this to Biden is a 180 from decades of policy.

Now everyone--The Times and, sorry to say, MSNBC--is noting every missed syllable. The man has a stutter. I don't stutter but I am a mushmouth who speaks too fast and slurs words. I've had to overcome fear of public speaking. I have empathy for Biden. The press has empathy for no one (but Trump).

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I said STOP THE CAR

I do not want Trump to get re-elected.

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Me thinking up Posts

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🧪 On this day in 1885 Louis Pasteur administered the very first rabies vaccination 💉 Happy #WorldZoonosesDay #DYK? 🦠 60% of pathogens 🦠 that cause human diseases come from animals? #Microbiology #iTeachBio🧬 #Microsky #VaccinesWork

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as a result of this tweet, which i enjoyed, i have discovered that the current Stones tour is literally no joke sponsored by AARP, which feels a little on-the-nose

I enjoy a nice professional fireworks show, but the air quality today is ridiculous. Lovely blue sky there through the haze, but I don't want to go out and enjoy it.

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jail borsonaro

Fucking finally.

The LA Times is a good replacement for the NYT if you happen to need one.

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happy birthday, Bruce Springsteen

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taking my dog to see the fireworks on our way home from the vacuum cleaner convention